# Thread to bump when you have a shower beer **URL:** \ **Category:** General\ **Created:** [May 5, 2023, 2:53pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846 "2023-05-05T14:53:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/breadmaker/32/83065_2.png) [@Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Breadmaker)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/123 "2023-09-11T01:40:46Z")
> [@knoath](#): > > Gratuitous **clavicles** shot or it didn’t happen. :popcorn: ---
**Author:** ![ArthurItas](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/arthuritas/32/63_2.png) [@ArthurItas](https://community.goactuary.com/u/ArthurItas)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 1:42am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/124 "2023-09-11T01:42:22Z")
Did you install a beer shelf in your shower? Looks like it could fit pints. ---
**Author:** ![notreallyme](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/notreallyme/32/2729_2.png) [@notreallyme](https://community.goactuary.com/u/notreallyme)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 6:26pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/125 "2023-09-11T18:26:56Z")
I assume most people who don’t post here would think of that as a shampoo shelf. A pint would be an easy fit. I’m wondering whether it will fit a 75cL bottle. ---
**Author:** ![Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/breadmaker/32/83065_2.png) [@Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Breadmaker)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 6:36pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/126 "2023-09-11T18:36:04Z")
Would this bad boy fit??? ![](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/3X/f/a/fad03d9ed941126597f7aee67e5e944ab621fbbf.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/mathman/32/14042_2.png) [@Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Mathman)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/127 "2023-09-11T18:58:59Z")
I’ll have to measure, they are something on the order of 12" tall. Maybe some day I’ll get a bunch of those little tiny bottles of liquor and stand up a bar in there. Some days you want a shower Manhattan, some days maybe more of a shower gin & tonic is what you crave. That martini? I prepared it while I bathed! ---
**Author:** ![tommie.frazier](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@tommie.frazier](https://community.goactuary.com/u/tommie.frazier)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 7:26pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/128 "2023-09-11T19:26:37Z")
easily. the can is 355ml. stack 2 and you still got room! ---
**Author:** ![joejam](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/aca169/32.png) [@joejam](https://community.goactuary.com/u/joejam)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 7:42pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/129 "2023-09-11T19:42:41Z")
> [@Mathman](#): > > Some days you want a shower Manhattan, some days maybe more of a shower gin & tonic is what you crave. Think about how many threads you can start. You might give Colonel Smoothie a run for his money. ---
**Author:** ![Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/mathman/32/14042_2.png) [@Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Mathman)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 8:01pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/130 "2023-09-11T20:01:43Z")
I’ve got gin, tequila, orange juice, club soda, a lime, and vermouth. What do? ---
**Author:** ![knoath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/knoath/32/65607_2.png) [@knoath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/knoath)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 8:04pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/131 "2023-09-11T20:04:36Z")
It would be nice to have a beer tap with a keg attachment on the other side of the wall. Maybe two taps if you want to do a half and half. ---
**Author:** ![Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/mathman/32/14042_2.png) [@Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Mathman)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/132 "2023-09-11T20:12:44Z")
The time to mention that was when I was in the planning stages! I’d love to see the look on my plumber’s face if I’d suggested that. I might have gotten a mention on a ‘real men of genius’ commercials. ---
**Author:** ![BigBlackBen](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/bigblackben/32/973_2.png) [@BigBlackBen](https://community.goactuary.com/u/BigBlackBen)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 12:54am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/133 "2023-09-12T00:54:35Z")
You got options! Tequila + orange juice is a favorite of mine when the sun is up (feels weird drinking OJ at night) Martini or gin + club and lime juice ---
**Author:** ![dothemath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/dothemath/32/651_2.png) [@dothemath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/dothemath)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 1:57am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/134 "2023-09-12T01:57:45Z")
> [@Mathman](#): > > Some days you want a shower Manhattan I may need to give that a try… ---
**Author:** ![T-roy](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/t-roy/32/9180_2.png) [@T-roy](https://community.goactuary.com/u/T-roy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 8:14pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/135 "2023-09-12T20:14:05Z")
![](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/3X/d/8/d89ef667fe2412560c97be515a17d5ba52f7a10f.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/mathman/32/14042_2.png) [@Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Mathman)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 9:16pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/136 "2023-09-12T21:16:00Z")
No clavicle, no elbow, some folks will be disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![knoath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/knoath/32/65607_2.png) [@knoath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/knoath)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/137 "2023-09-12T21:47:47Z")
I think your towel’s getting wet. ---
**Author:** ![Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/breadmaker/32/83065_2.png) [@Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Breadmaker)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 10:11pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/138 "2023-09-12T22:11:36Z")
Not even an actuarial textbook. I am disappoint, so very disappoint… 💔 ---
**Author:** ![dothemath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/dothemath/32/651_2.png) [@dothemath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/dothemath)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 10:46pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/139 "2023-09-12T22:46:04Z")
> [@knoath](#): > > I think your towel’s getting wet. Isn’t that the towel’s purpose? ---
**Author:** ![BigBlackBen](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/bigblackben/32/973_2.png) [@BigBlackBen](https://community.goactuary.com/u/BigBlackBen)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 12:00am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/140 "2023-09-13T00:00:44Z")
At first glance I thought he only had three fingers ---
**Author:** ![SteveGrondin](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/stevegrondin/32/3257_2.png) [@SteveGrondin](https://community.goactuary.com/u/SteveGrondin)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 1:39am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/141 "2023-09-13T01:39:37Z")
🎶 The Simpsons.. dah duh daduh duh duh dutta da duh ---
**Author:** ![notreallyme](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/notreallyme/32/2729_2.png) [@notreallyme](https://community.goactuary.com/u/notreallyme)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 6:25pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/142 "2023-09-13T18:25:24Z")
I thought this was too cute to pass up. Buy a 1L can of Oktoberfest beer, get a glass to go with it! [Random reseller](https://www.ebay.com/itm/294456416834?chn=ps) ![beer1](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/3X/5/0/507f6f85bd2b45f023f891cf7dcc3ea3f4b6852d.png) ![beer2](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/3X/9/d/9d01d2e50be360900ad74b30ef4da7989b5e091a.png) [Previous page](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846.md?page=6) [Next page](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846.md?page=8)