# Thread to bump when you have a shower beer **URL:** \ **Category:** General\ **Created:** [May 5, 2023, 2:53pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846 "2023-05-05T14:53:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jfg/32/8801_2.png) [@JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/u/JFG)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 2:06am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/21 "2023-06-15T02:06:26Z")
Unfortunately that shower margarita idea was just a gag gift or I’d be having that now. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 3:40am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/22 "2023-06-15T03:40:51Z")
This seems like one of those gag gifts that they really ought to turn into a real product. > **[Amazon.com: Seymour Butz Box Only - Prank Gift Box- Empty Joke Box - Shower...](https://www.amazon.com/Shower-Margarita-Machine-Prank-Gift/dp/B07H9DS5JP)** > > Buy Seymour Butz Box Only - Prank Gift Box- Empty Joke Box - Shower Margarita Machine - Perfect Gag Gift and Funny White Elephant Idea - Box Only: Gag Toys & Practical Jokes - Amazon.com ✓ FREE DELIVERY possible on eligible purchases ---
**Author:** ![JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jfg/32/8801_2.png) [@JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/u/JFG)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 4:00am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/23 "2023-06-15T04:00:23Z")
When someone had posted the gag gift box, I so wished it was real. ---
**Author:** ![NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/nerdalert/32/683_2.png) [@NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/u/NerdAlert)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 4:35am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/24 "2023-06-15T04:35:08Z")
But shower beers already ARE a thing and those can be embraced fully. Also they make plastic drink ware for the pool and hot tub, no excuses. ---
**Author:** ![Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/breadmaker/32/83065_2.png) [@Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Breadmaker)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 4:49am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/25 "2023-06-15T04:49:47Z")
Go listen to @NerdAlert !!! She’s greatly Admired, ya know!!! 👍 ---
**Author:** ![NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/nerdalert/32/683_2.png) [@NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/u/NerdAlert)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 5:12am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/26 "2023-06-15T05:12:59Z")
> [@Breadmaker](#): > > She’s greatly Admired If you actually believe this, I fear for your general wellness! ---
**Author:** ![twig93](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/twig93/32/527_2.png) [@twig93](https://community.goactuary.com/u/twig93)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/27 "2023-06-17T17:01:21Z")
I still haven’t tried the shower beer, but I did have a glass of wine when I took a bath yesterday. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Kenny](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/kenny/32/53_2.png) [@Kenny](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Kenny)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2023, 8:18pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/28 "2023-06-17T20:18:32Z")
I thought about it today and I can’t see myself spending enough time in the shower to enjoy the beer. I had a couple beers before the shower, and am enjoying some ranch water after the shower, but I’m good with spending my time in the shower cleaning myself and not taking any longer than necessary for that task. ---
**Author:** ![NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/nerdalert/32/683_2.png) [@NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/u/NerdAlert)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/29 "2023-07-06T01:58:29Z")
I enjoyed one tonight. I bought a bunch of organizing stuff for my shower (hooks!) ![image](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/3X/0/2/0247f9ff45a32f194d973df82805287d8aae4fa7.gif) And now I have space for my shower beer on one of the trays…on hooks! ---
**Author:** ![Macroman](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Macroman](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Macroman)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 6:14pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/30 "2023-07-07T18:14:45Z")
Does beer taste better in the shower? I just ask because, in general, I don’t care much for the taste of beer. But if it tastes better in the shower then maybe I’d give it a try. ---
**Author:** ![NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/nerdalert/32/683_2.png) [@NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/u/NerdAlert)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/31 "2023-07-07T18:30:30Z")
The coldness tastes better, but I used to not like beer and the shower wouldn’t have changed that. ---
**Author:** ![NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/nerdalert/32/683_2.png) [@NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/u/NerdAlert)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/32 "2023-07-07T18:30:53Z")
A shower beer is more of a state of mind and being than a specific drink. ---
**Author:** ![dothemath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/dothemath/32/651_2.png) [@dothemath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/dothemath)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 6:42pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/33 "2023-07-07T18:42:11Z")
I’d say liking beer is a prerequisite. A cider would be an acceptable substitute. Hard Seltzer? Gtfo. ---
**Author:** ![Kenny](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/kenny/32/53_2.png) [@Kenny](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Kenny)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 9:17pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/34 "2023-07-07T21:17:36Z")
Ranch water. It’s the “real man’s” hard seltzer 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jfg/32/8801_2.png) [@JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/u/JFG)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2023, 2:01am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/35 "2023-07-08T02:01:35Z")
> [@Kenny](#): > > Ranch water Someone gave me a cup of that garbage on the 4th. ---
**Author:** ![Kenny](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/kenny/32/53_2.png) [@Kenny](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Kenny)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2023, 2:47am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/36 "2023-07-08T02:47:48Z")
Hold up. Garbage? That shit is legit. It’s a good hot weather drink. It’s basically a margarita light. ---
**Author:** ![NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/nerdalert/32/683_2.png) [@NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/u/NerdAlert)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2023, 2:52am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/37 "2023-07-08T02:52:52Z")
Oh, that’s a real thing. I’ve just assumed all this time you meant branch water. ---
**Author:** ![JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jfg/32/8801_2.png) [@JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/u/JFG)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2023, 3:28am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/38 "2023-07-08T03:28:06Z")
> [@NerdAlert](#): > > branch water What is that? ---
**Author:** ![NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/nerdalert/32/683_2.png) [@NerdAlert](https://community.goactuary.com/u/NerdAlert)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2023, 3:29am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/39 "2023-07-08T03:29:31Z")
Spring water. Often used when talking about it as a mixer with liquor, like bourbon. ---
**Author:** ![tommie.frazier](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@tommie.frazier](https://community.goactuary.com/u/tommie.frazier)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2023, 4:23am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846/40 "2023-07-08T04:23:18Z")
in Mrs Maisel, the talk show host’s drink was a “bourbon and branch” and I looked it up and learned it from wiki. technically, “branch” water is supposed to be from the same stream that the bourbon was made from. so whichver day that was i could have posted in TIL thread… [Previous page](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846.md?page=1) [Next page](https://community.goactuary.com/t/thread-to-bump-when-you-have-a-shower-beer/7846.md?page=3)