# The Antics of Florida Man **URL:** \ **Category:** General\ **Created:** [December 7, 2022, 4:12pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950 "2022-12-07T16:12:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 7:53pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/161 "2026-04-07T19:53:57Z")
> [@BG5150](#): > > How does this happen? Can’t she be arrested for trespassing or something? How does she eat? I believe there’s certain stuff that has to be done before a hospital can officially discharge a patient from their care. If that stuff requires the patient’s consent/cooperation, they might have a dillemma. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 1:03am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/162 "2026-04-12T01:03:17Z")
This guy sounds like fun. > **[Cape Coral man accused of threatening neighbor with sword](https://www.winknews.com/news/lee/cape-coral-man-accused-of-threatening-neighbor-with-sword/article_ec90fb44-597b-4481-a0a6-a5b3321a35ec.html)** > > CAPE CORAL, Fla. (WINK)—A Cape Coral man was arrested after police said he threatened a neighbor with a sword during a dispute. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 12:14am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/163 "2026-04-17T00:14:38Z")
> **[Guessing Headlights](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/florida-man-racks-40-charges-194940705.html)** > > Guessing Headlights is an automotive lifestyle site exploring car culture, classic and modern performance, road trips, travel, industry news, and the stories behind the machines. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 11:23pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/164 "2026-04-17T23:23:36Z")
> **[Man accused of urinating on Florida airport taxiway, chasing after planes...](https://www.wesh.com/article/man-accused-urinating-florida-airport-taxiway-chasing-planes-indicted-federal-grand-jury/71042495)** > > The man accused of urinating on a taxiway and chasing after planes at a Daytona Beach airport was indicted on federal charges. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2026, 5:11pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/165 "2026-04-26T17:11:42Z")
> **[Florida man armed with lit torch and samurai sword arrested for starting fire...](https://abcnews.com/US/florida-man-armed-lit-torch-samurai-sword-arrested/story?id=132355999)** > > The suspect has been charged with intentional or reckless burning of lands, criminal mischief and resisting without violence, authorities said. ---
**Author:** ![jraven](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jraven/32/229_2.png) [@jraven](https://community.goactuary.com/u/jraven)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2026, 6:58pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/166 "2026-04-26T18:58:44Z")
“Resisting without violence” is a separate criminal charge? That’s nuts. ---
**Author:** ![dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/u/dr_t_non-fan)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2026, 7:33pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/167 "2026-04-26T19:33:48Z")
Need new ways to be racist after Jim Crow, perhaps. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 12:18am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/168 "2026-04-27T00:18:46Z")
That’s the charge used in Florida for failing to comply with an LEO’s orders. It’s a misdemeanor, as opposed to the “with violence” version (the classic “resisting”) which is a felony. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 12:48am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/169 "2026-04-27T00:48:47Z")
> **[Video: Florida teens drove lawn mower through Target in viral prank; both...](https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/2-florida-teens-arrested-after-riding-lawnmower-through-target-officials)** > > 2 Florida teens arrested after Target social media prank, officials ---
**Author:** ![dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/u/dr_t_non-fan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 1:11am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/170 "2026-04-27T01:11:16Z")
Hard to get away with things like that. Especially when you brag to the world about it. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 2:23pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/171 "2026-05-02T14:23:39Z")
> **[Man Uses “Last Phone Call” to Call Family on Shoe Before Public Intoxication...](https://coralspringstalk.com/man-calling-family-on-shoe-stripped-ran-59442)** > > A man was arrested for public intoxication after trying to call his family using his shoe when given one last chance by police.  ---
**Author:** ![Ling](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/ling/32/70261_2.png) [@Ling](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Ling)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 5:46pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/172 "2026-05-02T17:46:48Z")
Maybe he’s a fan of the TV show Get Smart. ---
**Author:** ![soyleche](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/soyleche/32/42_2.png) [@soyleche](https://community.goactuary.com/u/soyleche)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 6:39pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/173 "2026-05-02T18:39:04Z")
Aren’t we all? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Polymath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/the_polymath/32/83081_2.png) [@The\_Polymath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/The_Polymath)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 8:00pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/175 "2026-05-09T20:00:14Z")
This one is bad…even for Florida. They removed the guys liver instead of his spleen. > **[Florida surgeon ‘devastated’ over death of patient after removing liver...](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/08/florida-surgeon-patient-death-liver-spleen?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=Iwb21leARscW9jbGNrBGxxa2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHru3jPVGU1kTL7d7n9303MN2ZnXq_g2g5aByTVFPY7hkjvfNQb7_yN5aaFe-_aem_0u45QGCLKZSFhghPMhnYsQ)** > > Thomas Shaknovsky botched the surgery of William Bryan, 70, who died on the operating table ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 11:23am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/176 "2026-05-29T11:23:24Z")
![image](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/3X/f/d/fd2659278843ae0d51f5498bb78526677196e6a6.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![tommie.frazier](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@tommie.frazier](https://community.goactuary.com/u/tommie.frazier)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 5:37pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/177 "2026-05-29T17:37:25Z")
who can wait 12 hours? how long does it stay in your system? are they timing from when you ingested it or when it left the bloodstream? ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 12:06pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/178 "2026-06-01T12:06:29Z")
In a word: Ew! (This is a NSFW news article due to the subject matter) > **[Lipstick, thong-wearing Hollywood senior says he has ‘right’ to flash...](https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/05/22/lipstick-thong-wearing-hollywood-senior-says-he-has-right-to-flash-exasperated-neighbors-cops/)** > > A Hollywood senior was arrested on five charges on Wednesday after police said he “consistently” exposed himself to multiple neighbors at his apartment complex. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 9:36pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/179 "2026-06-04T21:36:40Z")
> **[Florida man files lawsuit after alligator bites his face](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/06/04/florida-man-files-lawsuit-after-alligator-bites-his-face/)** > > A man is taking a Central Florida company to court after he was bitten by an alligator last summer, according to court records recently obtained by News 6. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 12:10pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/180 "2026-06-07T12:10:45Z")
> **[‘A pursuit implies speed:’ Florida motorcyclist very slowly flees from deputy](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/06/06/a-pursuit-implies-speed-florida-motorcyclist-very-slowly-flees-from-deputy/)** > > A Central Florida man was taken into custody after a very slow chase early Friday morning, according to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2026, 12:55am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/181 "2026-06-21T00:55:42Z")
> **[Florida man tried to steal medical helicopter that landed on highway: cops](https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/florida-man-steals-helicopter-crash-highway-b2999665.html)** > > The 28-year-old reportedly claimed to have seen the anti-Christ before the crash, which injured two others [Previous page](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950.md?page=8) [Next page](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950.md?page=10)