# The Antics of Florida Man **URL:** \ **Category:** General\ **Created:** [December 7, 2022, 4:12pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950 "2022-12-07T16:12:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![BG5150](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/bg5150/32/38521_2.png) [@BG5150](https://community.goactuary.com/u/BG5150)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/81 "2024-07-05T16:28:25Z")
> **[Suspect Busted For One Cent Bank Robbery](https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/penny-robbery-527310)** > > JULY 3--After a man handed a bank teller a note demanding cash, police swooped down on a Chase Bank branch in Florida and arrested the unarmed suspect for robbery. > The amount he allegedly sought: One ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/82 "2024-07-30T20:23:58Z")
> **[Florida woman allegedly caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs'](https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-allegedly-caught-drugs-bag-labeled-bag-drugs)** > > A Florida woman found herself behind bars after a traffic stop yielded the discovery of several drugs stashed inside a bag labeled "Bag of Drugs," according to Florida Highway Patrol. ---
**Author:** ![Triweasel](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/triweasel/32/159_2.png) [@Triweasel](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Triweasel)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 8:56pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/83 "2024-07-30T20:56:08Z")
Lol I had a friend that used to keep his pot in a small toolbox with “there are no drugs in here” scrawled in sharpie on the outside ---
**Author:** ![1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/1695814/32/38506_2.png) [@1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/u/1695814)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/84 "2024-09-16T18:58:29Z")
Texas man shoots at neighbor, hits daughter. [https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article292509179.html](https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article292509179.html) ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/85 "2024-09-16T19:01:07Z")
It’s going to get messy when Texas demands the Alamo back from Florida. ---
**Author:** ![1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/1695814/32/38506_2.png) [@1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/u/1695814)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 7:03pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/86 "2024-09-16T19:03:08Z")
But by golly they’ve got the guns to do it. Giddyup! Yeehaw!🤠 ---
**Author:** ![Actuary321](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Actuary321](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Actuary321)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/87 "2024-09-16T20:32:38Z")
Anatomically speaking, where exactly is the ‘front yard’? ---
**Author:** ![dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/u/dr_t_non-fan)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 9:28pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/88 "2024-09-16T21:28:35Z")
> [@Actuary321](#): > > Anatomically speaking, where exactly is the ‘front yard’ ? I think that is a euphemism. ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 10:03pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/89 "2024-09-16T22:03:58Z")
I’d be interested in finding out whether an expansive front yard is a good thing or a bad thing. ---
**Author:** ![Actuary321](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Actuary321](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Actuary321)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 10:32pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/90 "2024-09-16T22:32:51Z")
To be clear, I know she was in their front yard when she was shot. I would ask, though, what was a “child” doing in the front yard at 1 in the morning. I do truly hope she survives and fully recovers. That is terrible for her family to go through. ---
**Author:** ![soyleche](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/soyleche/32/42_2.png) [@soyleche](https://community.goactuary.com/u/soyleche)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 4:28am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/91 "2024-09-17T04:28:14Z")
> [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](#): > > It’s going to get messy when Texas demands the Alamo back from Florida. Don’t get messy with Texas! ---
**Author:** ![1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/1695814/32/38506_2.png) [@1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/u/1695814)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/92 "2024-10-03T00:19:11Z")
From 2016, but I’m just hearing about it now. > **[Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Tossing Alligator Into Wendy's Drive-Thru...](https://abcnews.com/amp/US/florida-man-arrested-allegedly-tossing-alligator-wendys-drive/story?id=36815270)** > > The man faces multiple charges, including assault with a deadly weapon. # Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Tossing Alligator Into Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window ---
**Author:** ![knoath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/knoath/32/65607_2.png) [@knoath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/knoath)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 1:06am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/93 "2024-10-03T01:06:52Z")
I did notice that their chicken was a bit more chewy after that. ---
**Author:** ![1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/1695814/32/38506_2.png) [@1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/u/1695814)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 1:11am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/94 "2024-10-03T01:11:44Z")
But it still tasted like chicken! ---
**Author:** ![twig93](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/twig93/32/527_2.png) [@twig93](https://community.goactuary.com/u/twig93)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/95 "2024-10-03T03:00:37Z")
I’ve had alligator steaks. Tasted more like fish than chicken IMO. 🤷‍♀️ ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/96 "2024-10-03T17:15:49Z")
So does Wendy’s chicken sometimes. (Kidding!) ---
**Author:** ![Jasper07734](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jasper07734/32/24056_2.png) [@Jasper07734](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Jasper07734)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/97 "2024-10-04T16:18:34Z")
> **[Florida man arrested for shooting at alligator while dumping thousands of...](https://www.thecooldown.com/outdoors/alligator-hunting-florida-man-arrest-tire-dumping-felony/)** > > One man in Tampa was arrested for illegally dumping tires and shooting at an alligator. One of the most Florida Man Florida Man headlines ever 🤣 tf ---
**Author:** ![tommie.frazier](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@tommie.frazier](https://community.goactuary.com/u/tommie.frazier)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/98 "2024-10-04T16:34:04Z")
they could have mentioned he was high on meth in the headline. not sure what more could have been added ---
**Author:** ![Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/maphistos_sidekick/32/84973_2.png) [@Maphistos\_Sidekick](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Maphistos_Sidekick)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 5:26pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/99 "2024-10-04T17:26:28Z")
Well, if the alligator had lost its teeth due to meth… ---
**Author:** ![1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/1695814/32/38506_2.png) [@1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/u/1695814)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 5:27pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/the-antics-of-florida-man/6950/100 "2024-10-04T17:27:53Z")
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