T-roy tries Bumbl and Match

The Sandbox General
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Help me get a date! I’m on Bumbl and Match and I have 1 month left on my contracts. I also need help cause I never can reach that first date. Or when I do, they already seem to have made up their mind that I won’t be compatible. Help me with my replies to at least get off on a better start “???”

M1 (Bumbl):
Profile: VP Sales (BU 1996). Has kids. Works a lot. Local

This comes from a question that I posted in my profile for the zombie apocalypse. “Lets get a boat, I’ve never seen a zombie that likes to swim”

M1_MB (M for message, MB for Michelle Bumble): “What’s a girl gotta do to get a space on that boat for the zombie apocolypse? I never see them swimming”.

T-R1 (Reply #1): ???

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Are you still in Wisconsin? Maybe ask what side of the Rodgers/Packers kerfuffle she is on…

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“Gas, ass or grass. No one rides for free.”

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If you expand your age range to include people with grandchildren, you might get more matches and chances.

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I’m in Nashville now. Been here for 2 years.
My profile: 48 (Looking for 42-50 y/o), 2 college aged kids (Looking for same), Non smoker. College+

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How are your canned goods lookin’? :wink:

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:popcorn:

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I also cannot really hear nor see sarcasm very well. So I’d appreciate separating those out somehow (red font doesn’t look available here)

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My response was totally serious. Gets things going with some humour.

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Mine was serious too.

Not serious: How do you feel about potentially being used as a human shield?

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OK, here we go with BG5150 and Dara

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MB_M2: Pretty solid, my friend. Knew a prepper - always have TP, Paper towels and canned goods! Plus, I can’t cook so I honestly already survive on Chips and Twinkies :wink:

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Can you cook? If so, now is the time to mention it.

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Can I ask what else she can bring to the boat? (besides canned goods and TP - I argue that you don’t’ really need TP)

My reply: I can cook, and am good with throwing a spear. [Next question]?

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At this point you have the in to ask her a real question, imo.

Just don’t ask her to marry you as the question.

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Ask her if she likes boating.

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Also, do you have a can opener (non-electric)?

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:lol:

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NuvaRing. :wink:

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Or motor boating! :wink:

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