Update:
Saw doctor today. He wants me to actually use the birth control he prescribed to me like a year ago to get ma’ lady hormones in check - I apparently secretly want babies and thus my body doesn’t want to lose weight… or something. That sounds like voodoo pseudo science to me.
My newest Thyroid test is also now in tubular form.
Agrees I’m in a depressive episode and wants me to take Ambien EVERY night.
SAD seems like the least of my problems.