Reported But Not Reported (RBNR)

Joey Chestnut can eat at least 240 in 12 minutes, because he did that at a contest where the world record was set at 276.

IMO, the proper punishment here is for the offender to have to eat a minimum of 240 wings in one sitting. Not plain wings or honey BBQ wings, but something akin to B-Dubs’ Blazin sauce … and no water or milk to help out.

Da Bomb sauce from Hot Ones.

A few of these should do the trick…

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They now cost about $30 each on Amazon (since they were removed from retail shelves).

This claim is going to be a pain in the butt for someone.

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Good Lord… throw the book at them. That is highly suspicious that they were worried about malpractice.

There’s quite a lot that doesn’t add up. I hope that it was rogue individuals.

I was going to put this in WTF, but then I got distracted by the insurance implications…

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My parents only have frogs in their toilet. They do have a python in the roof but it seems happy there.

I was shocked that I grabbed a snake,” the Thai man said.

“I mean, at first I thought, did I get bigger, or…?”

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I recall this story being posted on AO in the News That Makes You Say WTF thread IIRC:

had a colleague in grad school who served in guam. said the toilets required attention for snakes and other things coming up through them.

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That’s the sort of news that makes me say, “WTF?!?!”

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Team building adventure for sure

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I wonder how she gets paid? For the full four days or do they determine the time of death? She may have had a really long query running.

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I would start looking for a new job.

“So why are leaving *** Company?”
“They left me for dead. I want to get my revenge by working for the competitor. Bwahahaha.”

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