Holy 
, thatâs awful
Reminds me of the guy that died in the US when he ate that super spicy chip.
Had to check if the website was like the Beaverton or the Onion because that story is just absurd.
WTF?!
Our golden retriever did a similar thing once. We left food atop the gas stove top and he wanted to see what it was all about. When he jumped up, his paws pushed and turned one of the dials, and ball of a sudden (gonna leave that autofill as it is) I hear the unmistakable âclick click click clickâ of the screen igniter. I was in the adjacent room, so was able to deal with it quickly.
âŠthe vegetable van is still stuck out there.
See the vegetable man in the
Vegetable van with the horn thatâs honking
Like a mariachi band
The next morning, he turned on the shower and was immediately struck by extremely hot water
Hmmm. Iâve never had hot water immediately come out of a shower. That being said, Iâve only stayed at Econo Lodge once when I misread it as Eco Lodge and thought it was environmentally friendly.
Perhaps one of his room mates had just finished a shower before him - you know, the one that looked like a lobster.