Driver of the red car should be criminally charged.
The white car should have put on their flashers also.
“Why weren’t they give bird flu vaccines???”
“Wait, aren’t we against vaccines?”
(Fight breaks out, rest of world sits back and enjoys.)
love that the birds are hitting people who hold up the sandwich for a photo!
there’s a place I love going to near where i grew up. huge seagull challenge there. locals will murder you with staredown if you think it’s fun to feed the birds your leftover fries or whatever. those seagulls are HUGE and hearty and dngaf about you.
shock the monkey
TIL: that song is about a power outage in Africa!
My alma mater is OK. I recall that we had a lot of bark to play on. Maybe some sandy-colored sand.
For those who are literate:
2000-foot ropes (for ziplining down) on the roof would help. Elderly, though.
What would really help, apparently, would be to stop using bamboo and polysterene.
I think helicopters would probably be a better bet than ziplines.

