Random Answers

The Sandbox General
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you people suck. These aren’t random answers at all, you’re just recycling old memes from the AO!

You want a random answer? Here, here’s a random answer:

Because if you do it that way, there will be no jumbles on the farfsnooter.

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…and that’s why I decided to paint my shoes purple.

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23

So when it comes out the other end, people think it’s YOUR pee.

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I have no idea why Bro got his knickers in a twist

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I dunno, let’s just get Starbucks gift cards for everyone. Everyone likes Starbucks, right?

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26

leave the gun, take the cannoli

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I am your father

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I’m Batman!

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cut the blue wire!

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You just fold it in.

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31

Colonel Mustard in the library with a lead pipe.

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32

Pitt the Younger.

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Pliny the Elder

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You got to know when to hold 'em.
Know when to fold 'em.
Know when to walk away.
know when to run.

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Roughly 42lbs but it depends a bit on the type of granite used since the density varies slightly from quarry to quarry.

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European swallow

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Beer

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well of course my measuring tape breaks inches into 7ths

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40

You don’t bury survivors.

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