# Pretty sure my cat stabbed me last night

**URL:** <https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966>\
**Category:** General\
**Created:** [January 14, 2022, 1:37pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966 "2022-01-14T13:37:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![colonelsmoothie](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/colonelsmoothie/32/136_2.png) [@colonelsmoothie](https://community.goactuary.com/u/colonelsmoothie)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 1:37pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966/1 "2022-01-14T13:37:19Z")

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Woke up with a hole in my foot and there’s only one person who couldda done that ow.

just a flesh wound I guess.

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**Author:** ![BG5150](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/bg5150/32/38521_2.png) [@BG5150](https://community.goactuary.com/u/BG5150)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 2:06pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966/2 "2022-01-14T14:06:08Z")

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How did you not wake up then?

(I wake up if my neighbor’s basement faucet drips)

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**Author:** ![colonelsmoothie](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/colonelsmoothie/32/136_2.png) [@colonelsmoothie](https://community.goactuary.com/u/colonelsmoothie)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 2:07pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966/3 "2022-01-14T14:07:46Z")

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¯\_(ツ)\_/¯

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**Author:** ![ArthurItas](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/arthuritas/32/63_2.png) [@ArthurItas](https://community.goactuary.com/u/ArthurItas)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 2:10pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966/4 "2022-01-14T14:10:40Z")

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Maybe you have a vampire bat in the house

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**Author:** ![Ranger](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/ranger/32/185_2.png) [@Ranger](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 2:14pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966/5 "2022-01-14T14:14:51Z")

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Maybe it was self-inflicted. Have you had a pedicure lately?

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**Author:** ![BruteForce](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/bruteforce/32/175_2.png) [@BruteForce](https://community.goactuary.com/u/BruteForce)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966/6 "2022-01-14T14:54:50Z")

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> [@colonelsmoothie](#):
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> there’s only one person who couldda done that

1. cats aren’t people
2. don’t you have a spouse?

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**Author:** ![Vorian\_Atreides](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/vorian_atreides/32/65623_2.png) [@Vorian\_Atreides](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Vorian_Atreides)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 3:00pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966/7 "2022-01-14T15:00:31Z")

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Beware of Spider Pig!

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**Author:** ![Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/mathman/32/14042_2.png) [@Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Mathman)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 3:38pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966/8 "2022-01-14T15:38:29Z")

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I mean, it’s a cat. Presumably it’s been plotting this since it got there.

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**Author:** ![Snikelfritz](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/snikelfritz/32/5728_2.png) [@Snikelfritz](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Snikelfritz)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966/9 "2022-01-14T15:59:48Z")

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![](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/2X/9/9f38c226d4538cd05963a6b477999e241503e552.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![tommie.frazier](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@tommie.frazier](https://community.goactuary.com/u/tommie.frazier)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 5:51pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966/10 "2022-01-14T17:51:25Z")

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spider bite?

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**Author:** ![Rastiln](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/rastiln/32/77682_2.png) [@Rastiln](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Rastiln)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 7:28pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/pretty-sure-my-cat-stabbed-me-last-night/4966/11 "2022-01-14T19:28:24Z")

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> [@BG5150](#):
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> How did you not wake up then?

You learn, I have a number of scars from when I woke up and had 2-3 inch scratches in various places. I probably woke up for 15 seconds and went back to bed.