(Fixed, 'cause Merica!)
“I’d thank you, put it in my pocket, go to the bank, and deposit it, then come back to work. Answering it more specifically would give you reason to ask about what I do with the rest of my money, which is part of Operation Nunya.”
I would invest it. Half of it would go to low risk mutual funds, the other half goes to my friend Asadullah who works in securities…
I just got this email from a Nigerian prince…
Hold out for more money, my emails tell me you are getting ripped off if you settle for $20K