To celebrate my newfound invincibility I decided to get some takeout from a restaurant and when I tried to order they were like, “you can get the menu by scanning this rectangle thing with your phone.” And I’m like, uh what? Scan? Phone? The hell?
Not everyone takes their phone with them, who do you think I am over here, mr moneybags?
Looks like it’s time for a potacular. Book a trip to MCI and we’ll head south. If we go just a little bit out of the way we can check out this beauty in Independence, KS, where you can begin setting up your kingdom.
Damn, that’s a tall order in the Midwest. I think you’ll need to be close to a college town. Near me there is an Asian grocer in Lawrence, one in Topeka. Next one west from Topeka is probably Denver.