Patience Pays Off 2025 QB Shuffle Full Season Pick’em With Even More Tushes Pushes

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The good news is it was correctly reflected in your record this week.
The gooder news is it wasn’t correctly reflected in the list of awards-used, so you had two extra COFPs at your disposal.
The neutral news is that it’s now correctly reflected in this week’s writeup.
The bad news is it is now also correctly reflected in the list of awards-used, so you only have three COFPs left. Use them wisely.

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AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 8 Change Patriots to Browns :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Titans to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 6 Change Bengals to Packers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 9 Change Titans to Chargers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Change Titans to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 4 Change Bengals to Broncos :popcorn:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Ravens to Rams :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 4 Change Cowboys to Packers :popcorn:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 5 Change Jets to Cowboys :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 6 Change Ravens to Rams :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 8 Change Commanders to Chiefs :green_heart:
1 Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel :thinking:
2 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 9 Change Raiders to Jaguars :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Texans to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 11 Change Raiders to Cowboys :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Texans to Bills :rage:
3 Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
4 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 5 Change Buccaneers to Seahawks :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
5 Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Bengals to Packers :green_heart:
6 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
7 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
8 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 11 Change Bengals to Steelers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
9 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
10 Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
11 Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 12 Change Texans to Bills :rage:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides :thinking:
12 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick actuaryjr :thinking:
13 Change One Future Pick
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14 Change One Future Pick
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15 Change One Future Pick
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16 Change One Future Pick
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17 Change One Future Pick
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’Til your good is gooder
And your butter is toast.

:tmyk:

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Going into SNF, here are this week’s projected winners:
Broncos, Giants - @ldancer911
Broncos, Patriots - @actuaryjr; Runner up: @Jahiegel
Commanders, [Giants, Patriots] - @actuaryjr; Runner up: @Jahiegel

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change falcons to seahawks in week 14 plz

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Noted

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Here are the results for Week 13:

No. Player
11  actuaryjr            10-6
15  Jahiegel             10-6
17  zConsensus           10-6
 3  OutdoormanNowActuary  9-7
 5  Ezekial_Cumberland    9-7
 8  Vorian_Atreides       9-7
 9  redearedslider        9-7
10  ldancer911            9-7
14  3rookie               9-7
 1  Funemployed           8-8
 2  UltimateAnyone        8-8
 4  Kid_Rock              8-8
 6  PatientZombie         8-8
13  TheArbitrary          8-8
16  zAll Home Teams       8-8
 7  Mountainhawk          7-9
12  Carrie’s Carebears    7-9

Congratulations to @actuaryjr on winning Week 13. You have received two Change One Future Pick awards.
Congratulations, also, to runner-up @Jahiegel, tying for first place & receiving a COFP.

This Week In COFPs:
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Here are the overall results after week 13:

Place No. Player
    1  3  OutdoormanNowActuary   131-62-1   67.78%
    2  5  Ezekial_Cumberland     128-65-1   66.24%
    3 13  TheArbitrary           125-68-1   64.69%
    4  6  PatientZombie          120-73-1   62.11%
    5 15  Jahiegel               120-73-1   62.11%
    6  1  Funemployed            118-75-1   61.08%
    7  4  Kid_Rock               118-75-1   61.08%
    8 17  zConsensus             118-75-1   61.08%
    9  2  UltimateAnyone         117-76-1   60.57%
   10 10  ldancer911             114-79-1   59.02%
   11 14  3rookie                114-79-1   59.02%
   12  9  redearedslider         113-80-1   58.51%
   13 11  actuaryjr              112-81-1   57.99%
   14  8  Vorian_Atreides        111-82-1   57.47%
   15 16  zAll Home Teams        106-87-1   54.90%
   16 12  Carrie’s Carebears     104-89-1   53.87%
   17  7  Mountainhawk           100-93-1   51.80%

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All Time Standings - Current Year Players

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

current player wins losses ties %
TheArbitrary 2686 1651 16 0.6189
PatientZombie 2683 1654 16 0.6182
zConsensus 2663 1670 20 0.6141
Kid_Rock 2626 1713 14 0.6049
Ezekial_Cumberland 2478 1606 13 0.6064
Funemployed 2347 1480 14 0.6129
ldancer911 2205 1621 15 0.5760
UltimateAnyone 2109 1462 14 0.5902
zAll Home Teams 1833 1484 12 0.5524
Mountainhawk 1798 1266 9 0.5866
Carrie’s Carebears 1693 1114 10 0.6028
3rookie 1619 1188 10 0.5765
Vorian_Atreides 1542 1264 11 0.5493
Jahiegel 1449 848 8 0.6304
redearedslider 1318 977 10 0.5740
OutdoormanNowActuary 806 470 5 0.6311
actuaryjr 112 81 1 0.5799
AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 8 Change Patriots to Browns :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Titans to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 6 Change Bengals to Packers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 9 Change Titans to Chargers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Change Titans to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 4 Change Bengals to Broncos :popcorn:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Ravens to Rams :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 4 Change Cowboys to Packers :popcorn:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 5 Change Jets to Cowboys :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 6 Change Ravens to Rams :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 8 Change Commanders to Chiefs :green_heart:
1 Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel :thinking:
2 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 9 Change Raiders to Jaguars :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Texans to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 11 Change Raiders to Cowboys :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Texans to Bills :rage:
3 Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
4 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 5 Change Buccaneers to Seahawks :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
5 Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Bengals to Packers :green_heart:
6 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
7 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
8 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 11 Change Bengals to Steelers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
9 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
10 Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
11 Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 12 Change Texans to Bills :rage:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides :thinking:
12 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick actuaryjr Wk 14 Change Falcons to Seahawks :popcorn:
13 Change One Future Pick actuaryjr :thinking:
Change One Future Pick actuaryjr :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel :thinking:
14 Change One Future Pick
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15 Change One Future Pick
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16 Change One Future Pick
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17 Change One Future Pick
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Week 14 COFP: Dirty Birds → Angry Birds

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Coca-cola to Starbucks.

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Battery Acid to Petroleum Jelly

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2 COFP
Falcons to Seahawks
Chargers to Eagles

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COFP: Week 15 Vickies to the Girlies

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Definitely ordering a Jack & Battery Acid this weekend and seeing what I get

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To get a head start on paying off my student loans, I’m now also serving drinks…

GOACTUARY FULL-SEASON PICK ’EM COCKTAIL BOARD

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JACK & BATTERY ACID — Sure Thing Pick™ Edition

When everyone circles the same team in ink before realizing the game is being played in a monsoon.

Ingredients:
• whiskey
• lemon-lime soda
• lime juice
• a politely unnecessary splash of grenadine

Description:
Predictable. Dependable. About as shocking as the entire field taking the heavy favorite… yet somehow still counting as a correct pick for Whoever Submitted First. A smooth drink for a smooth 1–0 start.

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JACK & BATTERY ACID — COFP Panic Button

For when the picks lock in eight minutes and you swear you definitely meant to switch the Titans to the Bills.

Ingredients:
• whiskey
• pickle juice (FOR DRAMA)
• a splash of blue sports drink that represents your vanishing dignity
• garnished with a cherry that is also confused

Description:
Chaotic, questionable, and probably not recommended by HR. Has the same exact energy as burning two COFPs in the early-afternoon window because you “felt a disturbance in the Force.”

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JACK & BATTERY ACID — Season-Long Desperation Play

For managers who find themselves in 23rd place in Week 15 and suddenly believe they “mathematically still have a shot.”

Ingredients:
• whiskey
• sour mix
• an energy drink because it’s a long year
• a rim of red sugar crystals for maximum “please let something weird happen” energy

Description:
Loud, wild, and very much a two-point conversion attempt down 11. Best enjoyed while refreshing the standings spreadsheet and convincing yourself that everyone ahead of you could still go 0–5 this week.

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Thank goodness none of us are in such a dire situation this year!

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Noted^2

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Horns to great horny toads

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no one you know…