Parody threads - works in progress

90 day burping challenge

Mannoyed Thoughts:
Had it with manspreading? Been mansplained to once too often? You are definitely mannoyed.

Commercials that mannoy me

All beer commercials.

I’ve got some personal ties to the Swedish Bikini Team, so I can’t hate them all.

Hanoied Thoughts.
I’ve been thinking about The Domino Theory: If Vietnam falls, is China next?

Actuary Slighting

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Neighbors are the wurst

Sort of a “when life hand you lemons…” theme. If you don’t care for your neighbors, maybe a tasty sausage is in order.

https://community.goactuary.com/t/neighbors-are-the-worst/3992

Actuary Sighing

It also features @meep except when posters try to be punny.

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:roll_eyes:

Ketchup with Tom

https://community.goactuary.com/t/catch-up-with-tom/5086

Don’t say gas bill
Crap it was cold last month. I just don’t want to know. At least it wasn’t this bad

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so is this where martin shkreli went to work?

Not exactly. Companies buying gas on spot market in emergency situations being allowed to pass costs onto consumers. Not a good feature of a regulated market.

Kansas was also affected. $11/mo for five years is better than my friend whose house is all-electric and who got an $1,800 bill last year - his house is 1,000 sq ft and he set it to 55° during the cold snap.

Olive Oyl, should I even bother? I mean, Popeye and Bluto are always up there, does a guy have a chance?

Refinishing an old cooter

https://community.goactuary.com/t/refinishing-an-old-cooey/5294

“Celebrities Who Think You are Ugly”

Biden STFU 22

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French Erection

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Will Zemmour triumph as the leaner to the Right?