I couldn’t find if this thread has ben started here; it was a good source of amusement on the old AO.
Background: I am replacing/enlarging our deck, and the new building code requires substantial footers, minimum of 2 feet deep and some holes are almost 3x3 to accommodate forms. Subsurface is chert, and topsoil is as thin as 3". It is taking me a while to dig. College age child says “You know, if drug dealers were to take you out into the desert and have you dig your own grave before killing you, I think you’d be OK for a while.”
my 4yo declares that she will only eat “helpy” food. So I ask her if she wants some fish. It’s “helpy” I say. She responds “No! I want only helpy food like chocolate!”
“You know mom, it’s really hard being one of the smartest kids in my class. And, I’m also one of the tallest kids in my class, so my life is really hard.”
Wait until he finds out how handsome he is! A triple whammy!
Also, he is gifted, but we’ve never told him he is smarter than anyone else or that his giftedness is anything but luck. Not sure where he’s pulling that one from, lol.
And he’s in the top 5% for his height for his age, but he is almost a year younger than everyone else in his class, so he’s of average height compared to his classmates. He just went for an annual check up where he was told he was in the 95th percentile for height, and I guess he really latched onto that.
I had explained it to him a while back, when he got his Naglieri Nonverbal results - we had a whole conversation about what it meant, what it DIDN’T mean, and who he should share that information with at school (no one). I guess the “I’m smarter than X% of other kids” is what he took away from that, lol. What a turd.
“Dad you know how some people have super powers? Like not being able to get out of bed in the morning or sleeping too long. Well I think figured out mine already. It’s getting chocolate on my face. Like when I drink chocolate milk with a straw and still get chocolate on my face or anytime I eat chocolate and it’s all over my face.“
The fact my son sees my most visible shortcomings as super powers makes me quite happy.