News that makes me laugh (SFW)

Not just his entire school. His entire high school district (6 high schools, ~11k students).

Here’s his write-up:

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“Since very few people teach math on adult video platforms, and since there are so many people who watch videos on them, I thought that if I uploaded my videos there, a lot of people would see them,” Changshu told Mel Magazine (via Gigazine ). He has tried taking his lessons to other adult platforms like XVideos, but those sites apparently don’t allow non-adult clips. Pornhub is much more welcoming.

Under the handle changhsumath666, the 34-year-old math teacher’s verified account has netted over 1.7 million views, and features the slogan, “Play Hard, Study Hard!”

“Hard math”. Tee hee!! :smiling_imp:

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He should get naked chicks to teach the lessons…

I promise I was just trying to find the area under some curves

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Reminds me of “The Naked Weather”. As the stream goes along more clothes come off

There was also a “Naked News” show too!!!

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We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty…

That is why you always leave a voice mail.

I can understand declining the call. What I don’t understand is why they didn’t call for help or update whoever was expecting them, given they had cell service.

I’m sure they were fine with their situation and weren’t worried about getting out. Just a little lost so they didn’t realize others would be worried about them so they weren’t in need of help.

Updating anyone who they told where they were going and when they would return when they didn’t return is a little more perplexing. But I’m with Kenny on wondering why the rescuers didn’t leave a message.

Can’t remember if I saw it here but there has been a meme going around on FB that says if you are lost and your phone battery is dying to change your outgoing voicemail message to include information about where you are and what you intend to do to try to get rescued.

So then rescuers respond.

And “Find my IPhone” capabilities?

“We’re sorry, but the user you’re trying to contact hasn’t activated their voice-mail account or has the service turned off.”

A scarecrow featuring a mannequin head with permed and dyed hair that has been scaring residents of Chiayi County lately is actually a new tactic employed by farmers to keep birds at bay.

While the modern-looking scarecrow does not seem to be very effective…

In less than an hour, 73-year-old Karen Silverman did what Wile E. Coyote has not been able to do for decades: catch a roadrunner.

Perhaps not the Road Runner, but certainly a mischievous - and very real - roadrunner who secretly traveled nearly 3,000 miles from Las Vegas to Westbrook, Maine, last week in the back of a moving van.

Weighing in at over half a pound, the roadrunner was more likely a male, a follow-up Facebook post stated this week. It is being treated for parasites, and has been inspected by a U.S. Department of Agriculture veterinarian, which can issue a certificate authorizing the bird’s travel, the rehabilitation center said. A direct flight out of Boston back to the desert is likely the best option, Diane Winn, Avian Haven’s executive director, told the Portland Press Herald.

So when they drove through your town, did it let out a “meep meep”?

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I will neither confirm nor deny.

And what’s the final goal of his cyberattacks on that totalitarian government’s internet infrastructure? When will he end them?

“Regime change. No, I’m just kidding,” P4x says with a laugh. “I just want to prove a point. I want that point to be very squarely proven before I stop.”

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I am now so disappointed that North Korea isn’t Central Korea.

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