Mocking poor grammar, spelling, and word misuse for our own amusement

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From a communication requesting assistance:

[I]n order for it to be usable in automated processes (as an imported function) I need to deal with the … authentication in a secure manor. Right now, the user has to type in their credentials.

Should I suggest to get more and better security personnel for their house?

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Depends on who the villein is in this situation.

Is poor spelling really poor grammar?

“I is going upstairs” is poor grammar.

But I don’t think this is: “I am going upstares.”

I don’t know what you’re talking about…it fits the thread title.

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What say you about the use of homophones?

The words in the quote are all (technically) spelled correctly . . . so spell-checkers ain’t going to flag it.

But if you have “check grammar,” then the phrase would most likely be flagged.

Could have a new thread for “funny homophones,” often caused by typo’s and automatic audio translation.

Girl on the internet keeps saying that something is “rediculous”.

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Are you referring to the comma instead of the period on the back wheel?

obviously, there was no period

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I hear young people think periods make things doing aggressive…

From a recipe:

I didn’t know that grilling can turn your vegetable into another vegetable…I wish it would turn it into meat.

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That’s what pigs are for…

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Or cows. Cows are good at turning vegetables into meat too!

Cows don’t generally eat “vegetables”.

Granted - commercially grown pigs don’t much either…

In the technical sense that a vegetable is any part of a plant that you eat, they do.

But not usually zucchini; I’ll give you that. They probably could, but they usually don’t.

They certainly can’t change zucchini into chard! :wink:

Reminded me of this video. This guy did a whole series of them, and I find them all hilarious.

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This one is my favorite of his (sorry, unrelated to thread topic but I find it hilarious)

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