March Madness 2023 (a.k.a the annual Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament)

I think I found a picture of @Kid_Rock:

Quick Summary:
:popcorn:
:oh_noes:

All three regional titleholders got reminded just how hard it is to close out a match!

SteveGrondin went from toying with a :broom: to being one game away from a :popcorn: match.

VA forgot that if Kid_Rock has come back from 3-1 each time, then Kid_Rock has also come back from 3-2 each time! :exploding_head:

As for soyleche, we all saw this coming (or at least some of us did… ):

But this just sets up for a potentially exciting late afternoon update, and who could ask for more than that, right? Right! :tada:

Stay tuned, and keep those throws coming! :+1:

SteveGrondin Region

IPD defeats StevGrondin in Game 5, StevGrondin leads (3-2)
S StevGrondin
R IPD

StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin 3
(BYE)

IPD         4 ---- IPD         2
BruteForce  3

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NmrclNeurot 0
Klaymen     4 ---- Klaymen     4 ---- Klaymen     

twig93      4 ---- twig93      3
Doctor_Who  0

Vorian_Atreides Region

Kid_Rock defeats VorianAtrds in Game 6, series tied (3-3)
S VorianAtrds
R Kid_Rock

VorianAtrds   ---- VorianAtrds 4 ---- VorianAtrds 3
(BYE)

MayanActry  2
Tiffany     4 ---- Tiffany     2
 
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MtnHawk     3
Kid_Rock    4 ---- Kid_Rock    4 ---- Kid_Rock    3

Whiskey     4 ---- Whiskey     3
1695814     1

soyleche Region

OutdoorAct defeats soyleche in Game 3, soyleche leads (2-1)
R-R soyleche
R-P OutdoorAct

soyleche      ---- soyleche    4 ---- soyleche    2
(BYE)

meep        0
A_Student   4 ---- A_Student   3

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OutdoorAct  4 ---- OutdoorAct  4 ---- OutdoorAct  1
JohnSMill   2

WishBear    2
SteveWhite  4 ---- SteveWhite  2

Snake Region

Actuary321 defeats Echo in Game 3, Actuary321 leads (2-1)
P-R Actuary321
P-S Echo

JFG           ---- JFG         2
(BYE)

skysn93     2
Actuary321  4 ---- Actuary321  4 ---- Actuary321  2

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ALivelySed  1
AbstractAct 4 ---- AbstractAct 1

Echo          ---- Echo        4 ---- Echo*       1
(BYE)

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Rock wins 3 of 4. Hmmm.

ETA - read that wrong. soy lost on a rock.

Now I have Kid_Rock right where I want him.

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:popcorn:

VA did a big set up that took 2 games when he went to second throw 3 times with scissors in previous match and went scissors with second throw on 2 games that went to second throw against me before going all R. Also, had not thrown S first in 11 straight games trying to dissuade my throw of R first which was a loser or a tie.

Now, I can see that he will clearly not throw S again first, so I definitely can not throw R. But, he would know that I see this and that means that he would certainly throw S, so I must avoid P. He has also shown a pattern to throw R and P the same amount and he is out of balance by 1, meaning he will throw R, meaning I clearly cannot throw S.

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Cary Elwes in The Princes Bride saying, “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.” | Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

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It does put me in the position of being Vizzini. At this point, I’m ok with that given I would be going home with an overall final 8 position with a winning record.

:taco:

Ready to rock, picks have been papered and ready to cut through to the next round.

but paper picks don’t beat Kid_Rock

You wanna :taco: bout it?? Let’s :taco: bout it!

Quick Summary:
:skull_and_crossbones:
:oh_noes:

We only have one game updated, but it’s the one we’ve all been waiting for - the Game 7 with a seat to the Final Four on the line!! That’s not just a :popcorn: game - that’s a :popcorn: :astonished: :popcorn: game!!

Perhaps… or does Kid_Rock have you where he wants you?

Consulting Magic :8ball:

image

Oh well, it was worth a shot! :man_shrugging: Guess we’ll have to do it the old-fashioned way.

Anyways, both sets of throws are in, so let’s see what happened!

As someone once said…

… but Kid_Rock’s pick of Paper beats Rock! Kid_Rock is in the Final Four!! :party:

… and now we know one the Regional names for next years game!!

But alas, we will not be able to get a group picture of the Elite Eight - hopefully we’ll get that last match going for the Final Four soon (just gotta wait for our defending champ to quit playing around… unless our champ is actually struggling? :thinking: ).

Stay tuned, and keep those throws coming! :+1:

SteveGrondin Region

StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin*3
(BYE)

IPD         4 ---- IPD         2
BruteForce  3

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NmrclNeurot 0
Klaymen     4 ---- Klaymen     4 ---- Klaymen     

twig93      4 ---- twig93      3
Doctor_Who  0

Vorian_Atreides Region

Kid_Rock defeats VorianAtrds in Game 7, Kid_Rock wins (4-3)
R VorianAtrds
P Kid_Rock

VorianAtrds   ---- VorianAtrds 4 ---- VorianAtrds 3
(BYE)

MayanActry  2
Tiffany     4 ---- Tiffany     2
 
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MtnHawk     3
Kid_Rock    4 ---- Kid_Rock    4 ---- Kid_Rock    4 **FINAL FOUR**

Whiskey     4 ---- Whiskey     3
1695814     1

soyleche Region

soyleche      ---- soyleche    4 ---- soyleche    2
(BYE)

meep        0
A_Student   4 ---- A_Student   3

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OutdoorAct  4 ---- OutdoorAct  4 ---- OutdoorAct* 1
JohnSMill   2

WishBear    2
SteveWhite  4 ---- SteveWhite  2

Snake Region

JFG           ---- JFG         2
(BYE)

skysn93     2
Actuary321  4 ---- Actuary321  4 ---- Actuary321  2

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ALivelySed  1
AbstractAct 4 ---- AbstractAct 1

Echo          ---- Echo        4 ---- Echo*       1
(BYE)

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

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:party:

NO WAIT!!
:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

spoilered

Good game, @Kid_Rock, good luck in the next round.
:bucket:

Well played, enjoyed the game, but

You never met a MF quite like me! I am the Bullgod

In all seriousness, you had me baffled. You had done a couple great set-ups. I was fairly certain you would throw P first. I wasn’t going I out w S, so was hoping to tie and get to second throw. I just couldn’t resist the bull references.

Quick summary:
:skull_and_crossbones:

Apparently our defending champion decided to quit playing around, and with a final throw of R defeated IPD and moved on to the Elite Eight!

As for our other two matches, with a ticket to the Final Four on the line, we’ve got two nail-biters, as both matches are now knotted up at 2-2. Now it’s a Best-of-3 for the glory of a named Region!

Stay tuned - it’s about to get reallly interesting here soon! :+1:

SteveGrondin Region

StevGrondin defeats IPD in Game 6, StevGrondin wins (4-2)
R StevGrondin
S IPD

StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin 4 ---- StevGrondin 0
(BYE)

IPD         4 ---- IPD         2
BruteForce  3

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NmrclNeurot 0
Klaymen     4 ---- Klaymen     4 ---- Klaymen     0

twig93      4 ---- twig93      3
Doctor_Who  0

Vorian_Atreides Region - win by Kid_Rock

soyleche Region

OutdoorAct defeats soyleche in Game 4, series tied (2-2)
P soyleche
S OutdoorAct

soyleche      ---- soyleche    4 ---- soyleche    2
(BYE)

meep        0
A_Student   4 ---- A_Student   3

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OutdoorAct  4 ---- OutdoorAct  4 ---- OutdoorAct  2
JohnSMill   2

WishBear    2
SteveWhite  4 ---- SteveWhite  2

Snake Region

Echo defeats Actuary321 in Game 4, series tied (2-2)
R Actuary321
P Echo

JFG           ---- JFG         2
(BYE)

skysn93     2
Actuary321  4 ---- Actuary321  4 ---- Actuary321  2

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ALivelySed  1
AbstractAct 4 ---- AbstractAct 1

Echo          ---- Echo        4 ---- Echo        2
(BYE)

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Note: Completed Region details found in Post 3

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Let the Sadness tournament begin…expect results tonight…

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GG @IPD , it knocked some of the cobwebs off. Now I have to ask ChatGPT what Bard would do in a million hypothetical games as Klaymen. Will have throws when the grid cools down.

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Rough one. Well I’ve had my cup of coffee. Time to bug @1695814 about more games.

Thanks @UltimateAnyone for the game!!!

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