Big bang did a whole episode about that where Sheldon was training Penny.
That could have been written by my dad.
My parents have an inside joke, the origins of which I once knew but have since forgotten, which consists of calling donuts “organic vegetables,” as in, “I’m going to the store to get some organic vegetables < wink >” & then he comes home with donuts.
I thought it was mildly funny the first time, but that joke isn’t funny anymore.
Side note: both of my parents have Type 2 diabeetus.
#lifegoals
My 6 year old definitely doesn’t find the “hello hungry I’m daddy” joke funny anymore but that sure hasn’t stopped me
I’ve got a really nice Wegman’s “bag” (more like a box) which is my fave.
But yeah, most of these are crap and wasteful.
Why is the “Local Winter Freeze” sign necessary? Is this in a place where freezing temperatures are unusal?
I could expect a sign like that when a lake (body of water) becomes safe for skating (crossing), but not where someone would build a snowman
I have about 7-8, but I could get away with 2-3.
When doing a full shopping 7-8 isn’t odd. My town charges for all bags.
But the point is, I have a lot of them and constantly forget them when going to CVS or the supermarket
We’re pretty good about bringing bags for our regular trips been doing it for 20+ years now. But we still forget on non-scheduled shopping trips. We try to keep a couple bags in the car for such trips but don’t always remember.
I’m like the only person in my whole farking county that seems to use a reusable bag. I’ve got several. I take a Target bag into the grocery store and vice versa sometimes.
I use reusable bags all the time and I have for years. I can get more stuff in them. I also have a couple of bags that fold into themselves that I can put in a jacket pocket so I almost always have one. My most recent is a Mandalorian bag that says “This is the way”.
I just use whatever bags the grocery store decides to put my stuff in. If the trip costs me an additional $0.35, so be it.








