I eat, and enjoy, both types of cookies as well. I get a chuckle out of the silly people complaining about “Nature’s Candy”.
Those sound like incredibly risky cookies
…and the 2021 Risky in the Cookie category goes to…
I will pray for your immortal soul. 
Someone recently posted doorbell video of fairly small creatures running across their lawn and sidewalk. They asked what people thought they were. Most answers were cats, rats, rabbits or raccoons. I responded with “baby ROUS’s” and only got one response. I was so disappointed that either only one person got it or that only one of those who got it responded.
Inconceivable!
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baby ROUSs?
I don’t think they exist.
Phteven!
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Don’t let @Echo see that!
I have a friend named Phillip who got a confused barista who asked him if it was spelled F-I-L-I-P. He said “no, it’s spelled with a ‘PH’”.
Got his coffee, labeled “Filiph”.
I’m sure it must have been a Hispanic barista who isn’t very familiar with English-language names, but it was still pretty 
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I like to embarrass my daughter by making up unusual names for cases like that. She was ordering something and she ignored my suggestion to use Xavier and just put LV on the order. So I added an X before it to (try to) be funny. When the order came, though, the person calling it out glanced down and then without pause called out “45”. Awesome! I laughed so hard.
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