Funny and SFW

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My first husband took a picture of … if not that exact sign, one exactly like it.

If they’re in a lenient mood you’ll just die. But if they want to make an example out of you you’ll die AND lose your skiing privileges… probably depends on who’s working and what kind of a mood they’re in.

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I did not read that post in detail because I remember having seen it live, thought it was a few decades ago. So after rereading the story, there are several differences in the story as posted above and the one I remember hearing on The Tonight show. But the gist of the story was all the same. Bum stuck to bumper date pee on it go get her unstuck.

i mean, they’re always telling us that urine is sterile, i’m not sure what the big deal is anyway.

Apparently those are fighting words to a urologist.

whoa, relax, no reasoned to get pissed

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Sterile for me, but not for thee.

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Or anyone who knows that internet rumors are just rumors.

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Maybe there is enough content out there for a “drive the risk managers nuts” thread.

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Technically that’s not more specific.