Funny and SFW

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For some of these, I get vujà dé: these sense that none of this has ever happened before.

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No, that is when you are living the experience that will eventually become Deja Vu

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At least it beats accidentally getting dried grapes.

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My seedless grapes usually come in a bottle with a cork (or more often a screw-top lately).

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i rarely do #1 on the toilet and where is Trim Your Toe Nails?

and of course, Fart and Leave Disappointed

The thought never occurred to me to trim my toenails there, and I’m definitely not going to try it.

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