Hope I haven’t posted this before. Checked and confirmed not posted in 2025
why his wife hadn’t wakened him
Really? Wakened?
The answer is “No, the dress is not what makes you look fat.” But you just stick with a simple “No.”
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Uhm, it’s called a piglet.
THIS Is very relevant to the way words come put of my mouth!
ok, so the other day my wife actually asked if a dress made her look fat.
I believe my answer was “it is not the most flattering for you”
I survived and she thanked me
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