Funny and SFW

Hope I haven’t posted this before. Checked and confirmed not posted in 2025

why his wife hadn’t wakened him

Really? Wakened?

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This is more ironic than funny, but since we don’t have an “Ironic and SFW” thread…

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The answer is “No, the dress is not what makes you look fat.” But you just stick with a simple “No.”

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Uhm, it’s called a piglet.

THIS Is very relevant to the way words come put of my mouth!

ok, so the other day my wife actually asked if a dress made her look fat.
I believe my answer was “it is not the most flattering for you”
I survived and she thanked me

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