Funny and SFW

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If you’ve ever been pooped on by a bird, this goes a long way towards leveling the score

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1757104027525857734?t=2FRK3779Ax9s4hBVyeC35w&s=19

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He wasn’t born in 1955… he was already an adult in 1955.

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man, we really lost out when evolution decided we could no longer walk and poop at the same time.

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I feel like that’s been posted before.

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resulting in 25.8 billion feet of receipts.

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Spoilering this pick for one bad word, but otherwise its SFW

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