I feel like I just got a peek into the online world of digital design nerds and their jokes.
i am surprised this well known artist was on The Office
Had a Boy Scout Skit that was very similar. Same general punchline.
That’s a turkey leg!?
Well, half of it anyway.
What, your turkeys don’t grow that big? While I usually only see up to about 24lbs ones in the stores, they do come bigger than that.
Large turkeys raised for institutional consumption reach 27 to 30 weeks of age and weigh more than 45 pounds alive. These turkeys yield about 30 pounds of ready-to-cook meat.
I agree that’s not a turkey bone.
I went to Thanksgiving in Germany at my BIL’s one year. Getting a whole turkey is a little more of a specialty item there, so in-laws agreed to raise a turkey at their hobby farm. Apparently it created havoc there and the chickens hated it. It was a monster. I don’t remember the weight, but I do remember that a leg needed to get hacked off for the beast to fit in the oven.
Dog could just be small.
llama spelled backward?
Reminds me of the old joke about identical twin brothers Juan and Amal. Their mother only carried a picture of Juan in her wallet, because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
Fixed
I’m saying that is a pigs femur better known as a ham bone.
Same day as Take Out The Trash Person Day, I assume.
Is that the term I should use for those dates my daughter goes on?