Funny and SFW

And typos

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(From Mad Magazine in 1985, per Facebook)

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when I went shopping as The Boyfriend - I used to calculate her purchases (with discounts & taxes) to beat the register

as husband, I find a comfortable place to sit

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If you’re carrying the clothes she wants to try on while she picks out more, you’re contributing something of value.

yeah, contributing to the ongoing disintegration of masculinity.

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When Mr aj goes clothes shopping with me he finds things for me to try on and then helps me to know if they look good on me. To the extent that other women notice. I’ve often thought I should rent him out. Being married to a starving artist has its perks.

EndOT

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what’s the joke, that she would ask that way?

That is correct, I want to maintain the appearance of having no skill at efficiently rifling through women’s purses.

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What am I missing?

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