I guess GoA Dads aren’t entitled to Reeses because they didn’t technically give their children life.
That’s what the dad tax is for.
Right before bedtime my son opened a KitKat. I made him split it with me.
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
- The bouncer is a blonde girl.
- I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
- The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
Give me a break!
Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast!
RN
Where did you get that picture of Jimmy Kimmel? He looks as good as ever.
He actually didn’t ask people prank their kids in 2020 and 2021 though some still did. He did put it out there for this year, though.
Lol. Just like the House episode.
