I have to watch out for this as the dog wants to drink anything we are drinking. I think most dogs like beer, but my pooch wants to drink everything. Thinks she has sampled before I stopped her: hot black coffee, bourbon, margaritas…
Yeah, my wife gets furious with me when I move her sign from the kitchen to the bathroom.
A negative person sees the glass of water half empty.
A positive person sees it half full.
I see it as a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
Is my sign. I try to get them to leave the lid up. 
A mom sees it as another dirty dish someone left for her to take care of.
Well, I’m the dad here, but I’m the primary washer of dishes, and I feel that one. Most nights I do a lap looking for random cups and plates.
Dad of the year (so far) goes to none other than our very own @Mathman - atta boy!
