Funny and SFW

Spoilered for language:

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Our dog doesn’t ask, if you put a plate in the dishwasher that has some food on it, she just strolls over and has a lick.

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I’d buy her ice cream and make her siblings watch.

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Which article of the Geneva Convention relative to the Protection of Civilian Persons in Time of War is she referring to?

Article 33.

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possibly Article 42.

Seems like it:

Articles 33, 49 re: civilians

They are not to be subjected to
collective punishment or deportation.

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I sometimes use the search feature to find older photos on my phone. I was looking for a photo of lobster rolls I made last year, so I searched “lobster”. The only hit was a photo of me. LOL. No idea why it decided that photo matched the search. I didn’t have a sunburn, and my clothing had only small amounts of red.

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Likely Article 33 (collective punishment is covered there) . . . but the kid is conveniently ignoring Article 2, which the situation fails to meet. For all parties concerned.

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Left-handed handshake? Bold

Not if you’re a Scout.

And I’ve been to Wood Badge; and I’m a Bear.

I don’t get it… “See! He’s her lobster.”

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