Funny and SFW

I’m dying.

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There should have been four or five of each of those items in the painting…

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I don’t get it.

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Think of the theme song from Frasier.

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Maybe I’m glad the kid refused a pacifier although we tried during many sleepless nights and crying fits.

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Spent 5 minutes listening to that song trying to figure out how those chairs fit in.

After all that I looked at the words.

It was wonderful that we didn’t have to wean them off of the thing, but there were those times, when they were otherwise inconsolable, where it would’ve been nice if they would’ve taken it.

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Our two daughters were so different. The first really liked pacifiers. The second as I recall only tolerated one about 4 times, with only one occasion for more than a minute.

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all in all hated Pacifiers, but easier to ween than a thumb

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What I hated even worse was the stupid nicknames they had. In my family growing up, it was referred to as a “toochy” :exams:

binkie - but I think it was the brand name

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My oldest wouldn’t take a bottle, pacifier, etc. at all and sucks her thumb, as does the second oldest. My third doesn’t suck his thumb but has a pacifier. The fourth does neither so far, although he’s just 5 months old (exactly, as of today).

I think that was the brand. My siblings had binkies, although one preferred her thumb. I probably had one (can’t remember any pictures with one off the top of my head), I don’t remember what it was called. We didn’t use them for our kids.

Neither thumb or pacifiers. Magic boobs only.

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For my niece and nephew, I would just take the pacifier to the kitchen or bathroom, rinse it under some water and take it back. Worked fine most of the time.

thank you captain obvious, glad you have never been away from a clean water source

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There was the one time in Punta Cana where I had to wipe the pacifier on my sleeve before giving it back to some friends’ one year old son.

I’m with @twig93 on this one!!! :nauseated_face: :scream:

Not talking about how you got thru exams. Stay on topic.

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