# Funny and SFW

**URL:** <https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112>\
**Category:** General\
**Tags:** reactions\
**Created:** [January 28, 2020, 2:34pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112 "2020-01-28T14:34:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 87

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Who](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/doctor_who/32/169_2.png) [@Doctor\_Who](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Doctor_Who)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 4:06pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1730 "2022-02-01T16:06:36Z")

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![image](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/2X/4/49fd4e37fa922c7e7513a96d8ef38667e02ae83c.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![BG5150](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/bg5150/32/38521_2.png) [@BG5150](https://community.goactuary.com/u/BG5150)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 5:39pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1731 "2022-02-01T17:39:20Z")

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There should have been four or five of each of those items in the painting…

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**Author:** ![Bro](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/bro/32/81473_2.png) [@Bro](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Bro)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1732 "2022-02-01T17:57:38Z")

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> [@Mathman](#):
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> I’m dying.
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> ![image](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/2X/f/f4a3ac7bad9dbe8bfe8e3bd79fd81368f3b00487.jpeg)

I don’t get it.

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**Author:** ![Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/mathman/32/14042_2.png) [@Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Mathman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 6:01pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1733 "2022-02-01T18:01:13Z")

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Think of the theme song from Frasier.

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**Author:** ![JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jfg/32/8801_2.png) [@JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/u/JFG)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1734 "2022-02-01T18:24:49Z")

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> [@PatientZombie](#):
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> When a baby drops something like their pacifier, and no choices, and crying baby, use your mouth to clean it.

Maybe I’m glad the kid refused a pacifier although we tried during many sleepless nights and crying fits.

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**Author:** ![Actuary321](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Actuary321](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Actuary321)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 6:29pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1735 "2022-02-01T18:29:39Z")

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Spent 5 minutes listening to that song trying to figure out how those chairs fit in.

After all that I looked at the words.

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**Author:** ![1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/1695814/32/38506_2.png) [@1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/u/1695814)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1736 "2022-02-01T18:47:01Z")

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> [@JFG](#):
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> Maybe I’m glad the kid refused a pacifier although we tried during many sleepless nights and crying fits.

It was wonderful that we didn’t have to wean them off of the thing, but there were those times, when they were otherwise inconsolable, where it would’ve been nice if they would’ve taken it.

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**Author:** ![SteveWhite](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@SteveWhite](https://community.goactuary.com/u/SteveWhite)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 7:30pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1737 "2022-02-01T19:30:01Z")

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Our two daughters were so different. The first really liked pacifiers. The second as I recall only tolerated one about 4 times, with only one occasion for more than a minute.

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**Author:** ![PatientZombie](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/patientzombie/32/391_2.png) [@PatientZombie](https://community.goactuary.com/u/PatientZombie)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 8:01pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1738 "2022-02-01T20:01:07Z")

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all in all hated Pacifiers, but easier to ween than a thumb

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**Author:** ![1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/1695814/32/38506_2.png) [@1695814](https://community.goactuary.com/u/1695814)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 8:09pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1739 "2022-02-01T20:09:24Z")

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> [@PatientZombie](#):
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> all in all hated Pacifiers

What I hated even worse was the stupid nicknames they had. In my family growing up, it was referred to as a “toochy” :exams:

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**Author:** ![PatientZombie](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/patientzombie/32/391_2.png) [@PatientZombie](https://community.goactuary.com/u/PatientZombie)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 8:13pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1740 "2022-02-01T20:13:25Z")

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binkie - but I think it was the brand name

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**Author:** ![NormalDan](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/normaldan/32/1013_2.png) [@NormalDan](https://community.goactuary.com/u/NormalDan)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 8:15pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1741 "2022-02-01T20:15:40Z")

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My oldest wouldn’t take a bottle, pacifier, etc. at all and sucks her thumb, as does the second oldest. My third doesn’t suck his thumb but has a pacifier. The fourth does neither so far, although he’s just 5 months old (exactly, as of today).

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**Author:** ![SteveGrondin](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/stevegrondin/32/3257_2.png) [@SteveGrondin](https://community.goactuary.com/u/SteveGrondin)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1742 "2022-02-01T20:59:32Z")

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I think that was the brand. My siblings had binkies, although one preferred her thumb. I probably had one (can’t remember any pictures with one off the top of my head), I don’t remember what it was called. We didn’t use them for our kids.

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**Author:** ![JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jfg/32/8801_2.png) [@JFG](https://community.goactuary.com/u/JFG)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 9:08pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1743 "2022-02-01T21:08:39Z")

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Neither thumb or pacifiers. Magic boobs only.

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**Author:** ![Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/breadmaker/32/83065_2.png) [@Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Breadmaker)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 9:10pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1744 "2022-02-01T21:10:32Z")

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For my niece and nephew, I would just take the pacifier to the kitchen or bathroom, rinse it under some water and take it back. Worked fine most of the time.

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**Author:** ![PatientZombie](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/patientzombie/32/391_2.png) [@PatientZombie](https://community.goactuary.com/u/PatientZombie)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1745 "2022-02-01T21:12:14Z")

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thank you captain obvious, glad you have never been away from a clean water source

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**Author:** ![Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/breadmaker/32/83065_2.png) [@Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Breadmaker)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 9:19pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1746 "2022-02-01T21:19:32Z")

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There was the one time in Punta Cana where I had to wipe the pacifier on my sleeve before giving it back to some friends’ one year old son.

I’m with @twig93 on this one!!! 🤢 😱

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**Author:** ![SteveGrondin](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/stevegrondin/32/3257_2.png) [@SteveGrondin](https://community.goactuary.com/u/SteveGrondin)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 9:22pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1747 "2022-02-01T21:22:25Z")

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Not talking about how you got thru exams. Stay on topic.

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**Author:** ![NormalDan](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/normaldan/32/1013_2.png) [@NormalDan](https://community.goactuary.com/u/NormalDan)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1748 "2022-02-01T21:39:05Z")

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Is it bad that I usually just think: meh, this’ll help against allergies?

My in-laws freak out if the dog comes near the kids’ food but I think that’s perfectly fine (ofc one might prefer not to have their spoon slobbered on but in the case of the kid not minding a few face licks here and there)

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**Author:** ![PatientZombie](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/patientzombie/32/391_2.png) [@PatientZombie](https://community.goactuary.com/u/PatientZombie)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 9:47pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1749 "2022-02-01T21:47:02Z")

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I am disgusted by doggie drool. Not a germ issue though

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