Department of Corrections

I enjoyed a similar thread on the AO, so I’m starting one here.

Kicking it off with this one:
“CORRECTION: A previous version of this story misstated that Rep. Ted Lieu grabbed a crowbar before leaving his office [during the Capitol invasion]. He grabbed a ProBar energy bar,” the CNN story reads.

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From an Encyclopedia Brown story:
“They even split open the cat!!”

The reports of my death…

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CORRECTION (Sept. 1, 2022, 6:48 a.m. ET): A previous version of this article misspelled the House speaker’s name. It is Nancy Pelosi, not Nance.

Reminds me of Seinfeld/Elaine being called Susie and then someone shortening that to “Suze”

We meant to say “Merry Christmas” not “You have cancer. Get your affairs in order.”

Oh geez, that’s a pretty big mixup.