Comic strips that remind you of another GoA poster

The Sandbox General
101

Also, obligatory…

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
'Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It’s a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick ‘em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin’ peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They’re gonna get you every time

Well, I don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
'Round here

102

Obligatory “Newman!”

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headsmack

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Short people are just the same as you and I.

105

I don’t remember the exact quote and wish I did, but I think it went something like this:

Why do you have to floor me down by saying 5’7’? With hair puffed up with gel and higher soled shoes I can easily look 5’8’ or 5’9".

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106

Omg. That person was a disastrously cartoonist person. Floor me down…yeah.

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107

Glad I accomplished my goal with my reference.

108

RN

109

I never thought Mark Trail would link back to GoActuary, but here we are…

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If you’re looking for a really good chicken salad recipe, check out SamChevre’s chicken salad from Page 20 of the old AO Recipe book whose archives are linked to in the GoA Recipe Book

112

You had me (disinterested) at tarragon. Blech.

113

:frowning:

It all started with a chicken salad that we bought from the deli at Fresh and Natural. It was so good that I wanted to make it myself instead of paying $$$, so I posted the ingredients (in the order that they appeared) to the AO & SamChevre came through with approximate ratios for each.

I don’t have a sophisticated enough palate to even recognize what tarragon smells or tastes like, but I must not despise it.

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I really need to know who the referenced posters are. I’m too dense to get it. :frowning:

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:poocorn:

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and transcendental…

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So one time we were all out of hot dogs and hamburger buns, but had ground beef and hot dog beef. We get the bright idea, hey, make patties that will fit the buns. Looks very different once grilled.