# Business speak translation

**URL:** <https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439>\
**Category:** General\
**Created:** [September 27, 2023, 5:28pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439 "2023-09-27T17:28:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Snikelfritz](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/snikelfritz/32/5728_2.png) [@Snikelfritz](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Snikelfritz)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:28pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/1 "2023-09-27T17:28:42Z")

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A few of my favourites:

Help me understand = wtf is wrong with you, how can you be so stupid

Just to be clear = fing listen to me you’ve missed the point so utterly I don’t even know what to do with you

Let’s take that offline = stop wasting everybody’s time with the unrelated BS

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**Author:** ![Mountainhawk](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/mountainhawk/32/82290_2.png) [@Mountainhawk](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Mountainhawk)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:34pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/2 "2023-09-27T17:34:56Z")

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Per my last email = I’m done with this conversation and if you keep pushing it I will destroy you.

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**Author:** ![Kenny](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/kenny/32/53_2.png) [@Kenny](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Kenny)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:37pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/3 "2023-09-27T17:37:45Z")

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> [@Mountainhawk](#):
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> Per my last email =

You clearly didn’t read what I already wrote, so let me restate exactly what I wrote in my last email.

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**Author:** ![Jasper07734](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jasper07734/32/24056_2.png) [@Jasper07734](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Jasper07734)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:38pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/4 "2023-09-27T17:38:49Z")

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Voluntary contribution to the company fundraiser = if you’re the reason my department doesn’t have a 100% participation rate, you’ll never advance

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**Author:** ![ldancer911](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/l/919ad9/32.png) [@ldancer911](https://community.goactuary.com/u/ldancer911)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:40pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/5 "2023-09-27T17:40:53Z")

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Let’s take this offline = Quit wasting everyone’s time with dumb questions.

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**Author:** ![glassy](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@glassy](https://community.goactuary.com/u/glassy)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/6 "2023-09-27T18:12:56Z")

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“This is not a trivial change request”

This wasn’t in the requirements, and I’m not doing it unless you pony up the big bucks $$$$$$$  
AKA spend more time developing requirements beforehand and/or quit changing your mind halfway through development.

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**Author:** ![Snikelfritz](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/snikelfritz/32/5728_2.png) [@Snikelfritz](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Snikelfritz)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:14pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/7 "2023-09-27T18:14:18Z")

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I might not have time to look at that for a bit = I will never do that

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**Author:** ![Snikelfritz](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/snikelfritz/32/5728_2.png) [@Snikelfritz](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Snikelfritz)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/8 "2023-09-27T18:15:23Z")

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Have you checked with x? = why the \*\*\*\* are you bothering me with this before confirming with x

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**Author:** ![knoath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/knoath/32/65607_2.png) [@knoath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/knoath)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:19pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/9 "2023-09-27T18:19:20Z")

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“Those DW Simpson Salary Surveys are overstated” = “We will never pay you market rate.”

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**Author:** ![The\_Polymath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/the_polymath/32/83081_2.png) [@The\_Polymath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/The_Polymath)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:25pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/10 "2023-09-27T18:25:15Z")

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The last one is used a lot in meetings here lol

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**Author:** ![Jasper07734](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jasper07734/32/24056_2.png) [@Jasper07734](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Jasper07734)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/11 "2023-09-27T18:51:02Z")

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“Culture of discipline” = “Good ol’ boys network”

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**Author:** ![Snikelfritz](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/snikelfritz/32/5728_2.png) [@Snikelfritz](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Snikelfritz)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/12 "2023-09-27T18:51:31Z")

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What’s the background on this = this seems really stupid, but some VP probably thinks it’s important, which one?

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**Author:** ![knoath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/knoath/32/65607_2.png) [@knoath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/knoath)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/13 "2023-09-27T18:54:42Z")

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What are you actually asking for? = Stop trying to trick me into saying yes to something that I would say no to.

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**Author:** ![Jasper07734](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jasper07734/32/24056_2.png) [@Jasper07734](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Jasper07734)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:56pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/14 "2023-09-27T18:56:51Z")

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Can you come see for a minute so I can discuss something (in the subject line with empty body) = I done effed up, good thing I wore my brown pants today (as in, _ **I** _ done effed up, not the sender of that message)

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**Author:** ![Gonzo](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/gonzo/32/834_2.png) [@Gonzo](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Gonzo)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 7:22pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/15 "2023-09-27T19:22:41Z")

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on page xx of the manual it says… = read the f’in manual

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**Author:** ![The\_Polymath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/the_polymath/32/83081_2.png) [@The\_Polymath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/The_Polymath)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/16 "2023-09-27T19:24:03Z")

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Thats what teams messages are for?

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**Author:** ![Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/breadmaker/32/83065_2.png) [@Breadmaker](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Breadmaker)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/17 "2023-09-27T19:25:37Z")

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Help me understand your post.

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**Author:** ![The\_Polymath](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/the_polymath/32/83081_2.png) [@The\_Polymath](https://community.goactuary.com/u/The_Polymath)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 7:30pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/18 "2023-09-27T19:30:36Z")

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Well, if you want to speak privately its a bit passive aggressive to do it via e-mail with a header message with no body.

Thats what IMs are for (teams or slack).

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**Author:** ![Hip\_tiger](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/hip_tiger/32/447_2.png) [@Hip\_tiger](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Hip_tiger)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/19 "2023-09-27T19:45:19Z")

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I’ll check in my files and get back to you = Go away, you bother me. 😕

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**Author:** ![Jasper07734](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/jasper07734/32/24056_2.png) [@Jasper07734](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Jasper07734)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/business-speak-translation/8439/20 "2023-09-27T20:11:42Z")

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I think the passive-aggressivity mainly came from above the sender.

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