Which party was recently in power for 14 years and self inflicted Brexit?
Count Binface is interviewed on the coming by-election. He seems like a fine candidate for Parliament under the circumstances.
āI cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies which is why Iām supporting Count Binfaceā
34 candidates have registered for the by-election.
Count Binface observed, āItās going to be like ComiConā on stage when the results are read.
Thereāll be only one serious candidate, though. And that candidate is Count Binface.
Farage is getting desperate now, as he is being put under a massive microscope even by the right-wing press.
Donāt see him surviving this one because even if he wins, the investigation into his finances will continue. It was just put on ice when he resigned.
Two more to go.
Just your average brawl on a plane coming back to the UKā¦
Something somethingā¦we just cant have nice things.
Maybe the plane needs an eject option for the unruly passengers (with parachutes?) so they donāt have to return to Tenerife.
Surprised it wasnāt a Jet2 flight.
After all, nothing beats a Jet2 holiday.



