Are you ready for some funking candy?

The Sandbox General
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Are you?

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straight people really do love getting fat

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Im pretty skinny and i eat candy.

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I’m pretty fat and I don’t eat candy. It’s the great tragedy of my life.

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i love candy. i am fatter than i want to be, yet smaller than average.

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Obligatory Simpsons gif (maybe be a weensy bit NSFW):

https://media.tenor.com/LKtfzUD9GWcAAAAC/simpsons-uter-zorker.gif

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being skinny isn’t exactly the key to happiness

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but being fat is often times the key to unhappiness

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I don’t really believe that.

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that said, i’m doing my part for keeping humanity thin by giving no candy at all to the little assholes who go trick-or-treating.

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I just had me a Rice Krispie square!! So goooooooood!!! :yum: :whale2:

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Eat that funking candy, white boy

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If I eat too much funking candy, I will be FunKing Ded before I turn 60.

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does Rice Krispy count as candy. it’s more rice

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Depends how much marshmallow is holding it together.

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Now I’m having some chocolate covered almonds!!! :pig:

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This was made by a professional baker. It’s got just the right amount of marshmallow and I think a bit of vanilla. So goooooooood!!!

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so Halloween through Christmas is all candy time?

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I just had a green Snickers bar. Some weird Halloween version.

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Not likely to have candy on Thanksgiving unless it’s candied yams or Turkish delight, but most people will be full after the funking pie.