Well don’t Oreo cookies contain cocoa? Probably better your dog wasn’t here although that quantity might not be too bad. BF’s dog got into some chocolate and was fine.
I guess grapes are the ones to really worry about.
I fed grapes to my old dog before I knew they were toxic to dogs. Big dogs for the win!
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I guess they finally figured out that it’s the tartaric acid in them.
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So, basically, science has confirmed that rai-SINS are dirty, nasty, evil, baby seal clubbing, nasty, dirty, evil, dirty, double parking, smelly, fascist, and just plain all around awful??? 
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Our last boxer once ate a stick of butter before my wife could scoop it up.
Mike Tyson?
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You can add dog-killers to your list of things to hate about raiSINS.
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Pour yourself a shot of rum and you have a treat that is infinity times better that rum n… rum n… rai-SIN
Posted something on marketplace. Carefully type in ‘if the ad’s up, it’s available’. First response, ‘is this available?’.
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And your response was? 
I said 'yes, I stated in the ad if the ad is up, it’s available. ’
Then they said sorry, they missed it.
Then I said sorry for being brisk, but I get 10 of those inquiries a day.
They’re coming tomorrow to buy my crap.
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I was advised that we need new plates. These aren’t platea to eat off of, they’re plates that you set the plate on. Like a double decker plate. For some mysterious reason. Apparently it will make things look nice when we have the ole company Christmas party at our house.
Nice? Have you met my friends? Nobody cares. Complete waste of money.
But I’ve been married 30+ years. Didn’t say a word. Waste of money though.
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chargers
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or GTFO!!!
Divorce insurance premium.
I want to create “bad decision insurance” for when you make one or more bad life choices and your life ends up bad as a result. (Marry the wrong person, be born to bad parents, pick the wrong major/career, etc.) The trouble is having a well-defined insurable event to get any other conversation started.
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At what point do you transfer this risk to the insurer?
Hmmm. One way to do it is at the beginning of a decision-making process. Like marrying someone who may or may not turn out to be a lying ho who runs off with half your everything. Then you could evaluate people for their risk of ending up that way and price accordingly. (Just make sure to periodically update the industry Lying Ho Tables.)
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