I went to a couple of different grocery stores to buy 1 yellow banana to help kick start the ripening, but they were all green!!! 
Is there room for 2 apples underneath???
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Looks pretty cozy already, best I can do is make room for a couple of shriveled up raisins.
I think we could fit 2 small apples in the mesh, whereas the DIRTY, NASTY, SMELLY, DISGUSTING, SYPHILITIC, WIDOW-ROBBING, NASTY, DIRTY, SLIMY, EEEEEEEVIL, ORPHAN-SLAPPING, FILTHY RAI-SINS WOULD MERELY FALL THROUGH, ROLLING OFF THE TABLE INTO A GARBAGE CAN, COMPOST PILE, OR BEST YET, AN OPEN ROARING FIRE!!!
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You forgot puppy-kicking. 
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What is your favorite kind of raisin bread?
Non-existent. 
they seem nice
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There used to be a hair cutting place near me where the lady barbers wore bikinis.
There was even a reality TV show made about it.
I never went, but it seemed a neat concept for guys.
The green bananas have been in a plastic bag with 2 apples for a good 4 days now: still as green as Kermit the Frog. I bought some yellow bananas yesterday and threw one in for good company. Time to look up some green banana recipes.
I’ve had bunches a couple of times never ripen. Your gonna have to toss them.
I went to see if the Infowars website had maybe switched to the new Onion content. Now I’m getting ads for supplements sold by Alex Jones.
Small win, he’s spending ad revenue for naught here.
It’s been 2 days with the yellow banana and holy fluff, 
!!! Me sad. 
Try fried green bananas, tostones style.
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A woodpecker went to town on a spot on my house
We have that from time to time. At first, he pounded on the vinyl siding then switched to the metal chimney cap.
Holy 
!!! They’re starting to turn yellow!!! 