Annoyed Thoughts: archive 1

depends on the loaf - uniform or tapered?

My mom used to keep a tray of dried out heels, buns, etc and we would use one of these to make bread crumbs:


Nowadays, we just buy bread crumbs. :man_shrugging:

Microsoft Word is such a :flatbread: .

Can’t find my phone. So I call it from my desk phone.
SOunds like it’s in the living room. No, sounds like it’s upstairs? No,sounds like it’s in the living room.

It was in my back pocket. No wonder I kept hearing it behind me.

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I’ll take “Signs you’re getting old” for 400, please, Alex

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fixed for being really old

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What is that emoji? Looks like a cookie.

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It says flatbread so I’m going to guess pita? Took me a minute.

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Yeah probably. Still think someone should give me a cookie though.

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You want a Christmas card?!?! Alright, here’s your Christmas card!

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: pita : comes out as : flatbread :.

:person_shrugging: i don’t make the rules. I just try to exploit them.

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My daughter’s dog’s name is Cookie.

plate of Cookies for you



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I WANNA COOKIE TOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :sob:

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Allow me to clarify: I WANNA EDIBLE, NON-CARCINOGENIC, NON-EVIL COOKIE TOOOOOOOOOO!!! :sob: :sob: :sob:

I’M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT BECAUSE OF YOU!!! :sob: :sob: :sob:

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Yum! I got an oatmeal raisin Crumbl with my name on it at home. (Mainly got Crumbl for Jaspess since it’s been a rough couple of weeks at her school.)

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:laughing:

Sounds like something I would do.

54 posts were split to a new topic: More annoyed thoughts

Threads seem to run into trouble when they get about 10000 posts, so I’m splitting this here, and moved the later posts to a new thread.

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