And take away the few fun bits of actual work I get to do?
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I relate to the leftover thing. And if it’s anything really good my daughter takes it.
Either I don’t know how to do mortality work, or you don’t know how to have fun.
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Then why do you insist on asking? You know it bugs him.
It’s like you have no idea how a marriage works.
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Yearend is heating up; the next few weeks are gonna be fluffin’ busy. Wah. 
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Asking for a bite is for spouses.
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Gawd, that attitude would’ve saved a lot of fights with STBX. He travels a crap ton for work, would go on a 10 day trip leaving 5% of a bag of potato chips and return 10 days later infuriated that I hadn’t saved the last 2.5% for him.
Uh, who the heck wants the crumbs of 2-week-old potato chips? We had plenty of money and we lived 0.5 miles from a grocery store. I’m not talking about his mother’s homemade African food that she’d send him home with when he visited her 1,000 miles away. I know that’s special (plus I also don’t like it, but even if I did I would still save it for him). I’m talking about Ruffles potato chips.
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I asked him this question and he laughed. “Why would you do that? I knew who you were when I married you.”
We don’t change the rules halfway through the game. That would be like me telling him that his refusal to set alarms for himself to remind him to do LITERALLY ANYTHING he has to do every single day seriously annoys me and he needs to change. It was charming when I met him and it’s not his fault that the shit started to get real. And I can still choose to find his quirks charming.
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Swanky.
I mean, they might have been the sour cream & cheddar ones… not sure if that increases or decreases the swankiness factor.
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Kettle chips or GTFO.
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Even though there’s only vanilla ice cream in the fridge, I’m still thinking about it.
What I’m really craving is chocolate ice cream with Milo sprinkled on top, but fortunately or unfortunately, I have neither.
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Got any balsamic vinegar? Takes vanilla ice cream up a big notch.
…or a nice liqueur.
I…cannot imagine that combination.
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I made the mistake of googling Milo, thinking certainly there isn’t any local. Walmart. Effing Walmart carries it. I hate going to Walmart.
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Works well with strawberries too!! Or mixed with good olive oil and crusty bread for dipping!! 
And there’s recipes for strawberries, balsamic, and mascarpone cheese on teh inerwebz!!!
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OOOOOOH!!! OOOOOOHHH!!! A local grocery store has Milo ON SALE!!! 