Life telling you, you picked the wrong shirt.
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It’s Halloween - should have used black toothpaste.
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I was scratching my eyebrow tonight and felt a huge pop. A pimple I didn’t know I had in my eyebrow popped. It wasn’t painful, but I wish I had known about it, because it was very satisfying and would have been more satisfying if I was intentionally pursuing it.
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People exist who start with Christmas music now instead of waiting til after Thanksgiving so that Thanksgiving can enjoy being a thing. 
…that’s it. That’s the annoyed thought.
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Weaselette would do that if the rest of us allowed it. We are going on a long trip for Thanksgiving. We will be jingling all the way on the car ride back home. :exams:
I really hate having to send, “this item is due soon, it takes a good amount of time for these things to be reviewed and peer reviewed, please advise of the status” emails. Half the time it’s because they’re new and just don’t realize what reviewing entails, half the time it’s because it’s a chronic, known, documented issue with a person.
(I’m not looking for feedback or advice. Our team does an excellent job in general of creating and tracking deadlines, but some people take those deadlines less seriously than others.)
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As we used to say, if the due date is Friday that gives you until Monday morning.
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“The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.”
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That one hurts.
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I’m the king of french fries and fish fries, I do them for family gatherings probably 6-8 times a year.
My sister in law: will space lobster be upset if we do a fish fry without him, since he’s away this weekend?
Me: nope, why would I care (watch to the end to find out why I’d care)
Them: will you prep everything including the fries?
Me: really? Sigh. Ok.
Them: there’s 25 people coming.
Currently prepping fries instead of working and doing my assignment.
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My stoopid thumb keeps touching the stoopid laptop touchpad and is fluffing up my stoopid work!!! 
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Venmo. 
Programs that keep adding desktop shortcuts and me needing admin privileges to remove them.
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I think I need to join the Wednesday weigh in thread.
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Wait til after you eat all the Halloween candy so you can see some immediate results
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Not sure that’ll happen before Thanksgiving. There’s a lot of candy.
Then after that it’s Xmas food season. Best to wait until New Year’s
The dog and cat conspired to wake me up earlier than I wanted to get up
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Stupid TV disconnects from the stupid wifi all the time…
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Running around the house moving all the stoopid clocks back 1 hour… 
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