Go eat the sammich. You know you want to.
My family went to Sonic and didn’t text me to ask if I wanted anything. Grrrrr
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This is a bad opinion, and you should feel bad.
I am at a soccer match and was getting hungry. I asked Mrs Itas if she wanted anything. Nope. Wait, if you get pizza I’d like half and I’ll get something else in a little while that we can share. If you get pizza don’t get that kind I want this one.
She eats half, I ask what’s the next course? Answer: I’m full, you are on your own.
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Sonic, amirite?
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If you think hard enough, a solution may present itself. 
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I mean, if it was Nutella and peanut butter, maybe.
I probably would have given it to the dog but there’s chocolate in Nutella. Sorry.
What I meant to say was SHARE the sammich wit a certain super duper awsum doggo!!! But it has choklit in it, so chikkinz wud be bettur!!! 
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Sounds like a rumor started by squirrels.
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Skwirlz bad!!! BAD!!! NO!!! 
How big is your dog? How much chocolate?
My vet said that the issue isn’t that chocolate is uber toxic to dogs, but that they’ll eat too much of it. He said it’s toxic to people, too, but if you leave a 20 pound toddler with a pound of chocolate they will eat an ounce, whereas if you leave a 20 pound dog with a pound of chocolate the dog will eat the whole pound. There’s not THAT much chocolate in Nutella. Unless you have a Chihuahua, it can probably eat the sandwich.
(Don’t take my word, but maybe check with your vet.)
I don’t have a dog, but I do enjoy talking to @Echo. 
On a different note, screaming kid from above was wailing at 5:41a.m. 
My cat wakes me up at 6am meowing for wet food.
Thought about closing the door to my room but then he scratches door and sulks a lot.
Where I live you’re not allowed to leaf blow onto the street. Of course catching them could be tricky.
Seems rather specific
He has a big bowl full of dry food which he does eat from time to time.
But he definitely prefers wet food.
One time I stirred in extra cocoa powder to simulate a dark chocolate version of Nutella. It was actually pretty good. (Although I’m told that at a fundamental level, European Nutella is better.)
Mrs. Hoffman has a longtime friend from her internet twins group. She’s a headhunter; she’s fantastic, we’ve met her several times, we try to go see her if she’s within 4 hours of us.
She has a dog, probably 40 lbs. Don’t know what the dog’s actual name is, doesn’t matter - the dog is known as TFD. [Which, if you can’t figure out, … you should be able to shortly.]
She loves exotic chocolate. So does the dog, which had gotten into her chocolate stash before. [Which had to go under lock and key, because TFD would get into.]
One day, she ordered 3 lbs. of Ghirardelli chocolate, the snack-sized bars kind. Put it on the counter, had to run errands and do something work-related. Came home about an hour later. The chocolate is gone, wrapping scattered all over the kitchen. TFD had ripped the package apart and eaten all the chocolate. Including more than a little bit of the wrapping it was in. She’s pissed, says “if TFD dies, … I’m not even going to be sad about it.”
Nope. TFD has no problems, other than pooping out the wrapping over the next few days which occasionally ends up stuck to its butt and she has to pull off.
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