# Actuarial humor **URL:** \ **Category:** General\ **Tags:** reactions\ **Created:** [December 4, 2020, 6:20pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393 "2020-12-04T18:20:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![meep](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/meep/32/44_2.png) [@meep](https://community.goactuary.com/u/meep)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2020, 6:20pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/1 "2020-12-04T18:20:07Z")
Thanks, New Yorker > ---
**Author:** ![dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/u/dr_t_non-fan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2020, 6:32pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/2 "2020-12-04T18:32:40Z")
Ah, now eventually you do plan to have humor on your, on your Humor Thread, right? ---
**Author:** ![ViceFleeble](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/vicefleeble/32/74484_2.png) [@ViceFleeble](https://community.goactuary.com/u/ViceFleeble)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2020, 7:12pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/3 "2020-12-04T19:12:02Z")
Does he work in personal or commercial lions? ---
**Author:** ![BG5150](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/bg5150/32/38521_2.png) [@BG5150](https://community.goactuary.com/u/BG5150)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2020, 7:36pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/4 "2020-12-04T19:36:47Z")
Actuarial humour is an oxymoran ---
**Author:** ![meep](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/meep/32/44_2.png) [@meep](https://community.goactuary.com/u/meep)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2020, 11:20am UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/5 "2020-12-05T11:20:27Z")
It’s performance art, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![ViceFleeble](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/vicefleeble/32/74484_2.png) [@ViceFleeble](https://community.goactuary.com/u/ViceFleeble)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/6 "2020-12-17T16:35:03Z")
Every actuary I know has blood, bile and phlegm ---
**Author:** ![meep](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/meep/32/44_2.png) [@meep](https://community.goactuary.com/u/meep)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 12:12pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/7 "2021-07-16T12:12:30Z")
> **[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Death](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/death-10)** > > Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Death ![image](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/2X/e/ea40db81668b5f379a8555757cac2b2dca78cae1.png) ![image](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/2X/f/f0b4a31eda52da02054396544c2a880fb3658abf.png) ---
**Author:** ![SpaceLobster](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/spacelobster/32/38216_2.png) [@SpaceLobster](https://community.goactuary.com/u/SpaceLobster)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 12:26pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/8 "2021-07-16T12:26:05Z")
CERA, FSA, CFA, Career ASA: ![](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/2X/5/57333c0270a46bbcb24efb4526de4dcba1f5b670.jpeg) Ripped from reddit. Love the career ASA. ---
**Author:** ![PatientZombie](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/patientzombie/32/391_2.png) [@PatientZombie](https://community.goactuary.com/u/PatientZombie)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 7:26pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/9 "2021-07-28T19:26:45Z")
as a career ASA, this is hysterical and not far from the truth ---
**Author:** ![dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/u/dr_t_non-fan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 7:43pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/10 "2021-07-28T19:43:14Z")
Dammit, I want that Career ASA Shirt!! It’s like half one shirt, half another!! ---
**Author:** ![ViceFleeble](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/vicefleeble/32/74484_2.png) [@ViceFleeble](https://community.goactuary.com/u/ViceFleeble)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 8:10pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/11 "2021-07-28T20:10:48Z")
What is the p-hat of career ASAs who dress like that? ---
**Author:** ![Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/mathman/32/14042_2.png) [@Mathman](https://community.goactuary.com/u/Mathman)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 8:36pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/12 "2021-07-28T20:36:34Z")
Also career ASA. I don’t have a good hat but the rest of that outfit… I could come close with things from my closet. ---
**Author:** ![dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@dr\_t\_non-fan](https://community.goactuary.com/u/dr_t_non-fan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 8:51pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/13 "2021-07-28T20:51:51Z")
I believe that is a fedora. ---
**Author:** ![meep](https://community.goactuary.com/user_avatar/community.goactuary.com/meep/32/44_2.png) [@meep](https://community.goactuary.com/u/meep)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 1:36pm UTC](https://community.goactuary.com/t/actuarial-humor/1393/14 "2021-09-27T13:36:46Z")
![image](https://community.goactuary.com/uploads/default/original/2X/f/f973baa21c549b66ea819254c800f5adc567e9fb.jpeg) This was from 3 years ago, and came up in my memories I still laugh every time I see this.