MAGA is trying to make sure PA goes blue in the next election like they did with GA and AZ in 2020.
My MAGA family is having a meltdown because allegedly somebody claimed one of the dead, an unvaccinated infant, died with measles diagnosed post-mortem, not died of measles.
I’m not sure if there’s any validity to it - the source was something like PatriotFrontNow.
But I’m going to guess the measles didn’t help the infant.
Bless their hearts.
No offense, but I hope they all get measles. Can we invent an unvaccination to help with that?
I want to re-lable bottled water as “mRNA Reverse Vaccination antidote” and sell it in MAGA shops for $20 a bottle.
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You’d think by now that they would have learned the problem goes away if they just don’t count cases.
Depends on which problem you’re concerned with resolving. If you don’t count cases, then the compliant press won’t ask you about rising case numbers and may praise you for bringing down cases.
First it’s diarrhea lettuce, now it’s measles fudge? Where does it end?? 
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with trump’s executive order to flood the market with beef from undisclosed sources we could have any number of issues in the pipeline. brain worms for everyone!
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Based on his timing of a meeting with a Brazilian Beef Baron and his announcement of tariff free beef I have an inkling where it’s coming from.
I bought a filet mignon tenderloin at Wild Forks that was from Brazil. Or Argentina. No “inspection” by the USDA. It was yummy. No brain worms that I know of.
How long is a brain worm’s incubation period?
Let me ask him… or her… or them?
Have to give those juicy prions a bit of time to do their work…
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Hopefully this isn’t going to screw up blood donor eligibility across the US.
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That’s what they want you to think