2025-26 NHL Thread: Toronto Sucks, and Everyone Hates Them Yet Again

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I think Edmonton is on the verge of something great. Just run it back again with the same roster, Toronto-style, and especially don’t do anything about goaltending or the depth of the team.

Oh, sure, it didn’t work for Toronto, but this is different because … look, you’ll have to ask super-genius GM Stan Bowman about that. Maybe he’ll even put his hands up to his ears with and give a “I can’t hear you with all the Stanley Cup rings on my fingers” response.

2 Lightning wins away from America’s 33rd straight Stanley Cup! :party:

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I think it’s 32nd in a row, because of 2004-05.

We still kept it for that year, so IT COUNTS!

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Gutsy Habs live to fight another day.

Sabres-Habs should be an exciting series but can’t be better than the Lightnings one.

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Watched the last 5 minutes or so with my son, who loves the sport. Pretty exciting!

Non-Lightning fans are somewhere between “good, glad the Lightning lost because fuck Corey Perry” and “damn, I was hoping the Lightning would win and go to the Finals and lose there, because that would have been epically fucking hilarious, because fuck Corey Perry.”

I missed Colorado-Minnesota last night, but I see it must have been a lot of action between the 20s and each team’s red zone defense was ….. wait, I’m getting something from the control room - that wasn’t the Buffaloes and Gophers playing football.

Thank goodness Toronto got the 1st overall pick. Can’t think of a more deserving franchise, what with it having made the playoffs 9 years in a row with a group of highly-drafted guys - 1 a 1OA, plus a 1OA signed as a free agent - that happened to finally ship one of those guys off, was nearly in a playoff spot with ~25 games to play, shit the ice after the break because everyone had no heart, and plummeted to 5th-to-last as a result.

Also super stoked that San Jose got the 2OA, what with the Sharks having cashed in on 1OA Celebrini just 2 years back and 4OA Will Smith just 3 years back, having last year’s 2OA Michael Misa putting up a decent rookie season, and the team sitting in a playoff spot for a chunk of the season and finally falling out in the last few games.

I can’t think of anyone more deserving than that.

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All Mark Ruffalo films and series taken down from Canadian Streaming.

All people shall pick up their feet when walking. No shuffling allowed.

That’s all I got.

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If you really want to insult Buffalo, serve wings with ranch instead of the culinarily correct bleu cheese

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just glad my Sabres redeemed themselves to force Game 6 to be required (although they need to stop getting into that penalty box)

Toronto won’t have Craig Berube to kick around any more. Probably a good thing for Berube, because he was right about the team: it needed a heart, and Chayka is going ignore that in favor of guys with super-duper analytics.

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Not sure what’s worse… ranch on wings or ketchup on a hotdog.

Both are worthy or eternal damnation.

Yeah. If you have a good hot dog (i.e. Sahlen’s or Zweigle’s) you don’t actually have to put anything on it. I happen to like mustard though, so I’ll put a bit of that. But that’s about it.

Seems more like religious… wait for it… hotdogma.

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Edmonton finally does what everyone suspected, given that they were asking around about potential head coaches for next season: relieves Kris Knoblauch of his coaching duties. Just in time for him to start collecting on that new contract he signed last October.

This is why Stan Bowman is a super genius GM. I don’t know how Connor McDavid sticks around after this contract.

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We’re down to

Team formerly known as Hartford

Team with 24 Cups

Team with 0 Cups

Team formerly known as Quebec

Team bought to capitalize on visitors

Team bought to capitalize on a Disney movie

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