2023 Rodger’s Defection GoActuary NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest with Jordan’s Love

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It was published almost immediately last year – 2022 GoActuary Kirk Cousins Stinks NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest - #520 by 1695814
I can’t remember at what point during the contest that I post it in the current year’s thread, but, since I’m in a good mood, I’ll post it ITT right away.

Here you go – 2023 Rodger’s Defection GoActuary NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest with Jordan’s Love - #6 by 1695814

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A big welcome back to third year player & 2022 champion, here to defend his belt because his suspenders are broken, OutdoormanNowActuary. In the NFL’s gridiron saga, the Ravens, Bengals, and Bills are flexing their muscles with a commanding 14-3 record, while the Cardinals are left with feathers ruffled at a dismal 1-16. It’s a tale of dominance and despair!

Of course, by entering before Juneteenth National Independence Day you have received 5 COFP awards. These may be used at anytime before the kickoff of the game to which they are applied. If you resubmit your entries, you will forfeit this award and your place in line.

OutdoormanNowActuary’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      13  4
Dolphins   12  5
Jets       10  7
Patriots    9  8

AFC North
Bengals    14  3
Ravens     14  3
Browns     13  4
Steelers    9  8

AFC South
Jaguars    10  7
Titans      6 11
Colts       5 12
Texans      5 12

AFC West
Broncos    12  5
Chargers   11  6
Chiefs     10  7
Raiders     4 13
NFC East
Cowboys    14  3
Eagles      9  8
Giants      8  9
Commanders  3 14

NFC North
Bears       9  8
Packers     9  8
Lions       8  9
Vikings     6 11

NFC South
Panthers    7 10
Saints      5 12
Buccaneers  4 13
Falcons     4 13

NFC West
49ers      10  7
Rams       10  7
Seahawks    8  9
Cardinals   1 16
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Late season comeback to remain at the top of this pre-season list for at least one more season!

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Summary

Week 1;Lions@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 1;Panthers@Falcons;Panthers
Week 1;Texans@Ravens;Ravens
Week 1;Bengals@Browns;Bengals
Week 1;Jaguars@Colts;Jaguars
Week 1;Buccaneers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 1;Titans@Saints;Saints
Week 1;49ers@Steelers;49ers
Week 1;Cardinals@Commanders;Commanders
Week 1;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 1;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 1;Dolphins@Chargers;Chargers
Week 1;Eagles@Patriots;Eagles
Week 1;Rams@Seahawks;Rams
Week 1;Cowboys@Giants;Cowboys
Week 1;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 2;Vikings@Eagles;Eagles
Week 2;Packers@Falcons;Packers
Week 2;Raiders@Bills;Bills
Week 2;Ravens@Bengals;Bengals
Week 2;Seahawks@Lions;Lions
Week 2;Colts@Texans;Texans
Week 2;Chiefs@Jaguars;Chiefs
Week 2;Bears@Buccaneers;Bears
Week 2;Chargers@Titans;Chargers
Week 2;Giants@Cardinals;Giants
Week 2;49ers@Rams;49ers
Week 2;Jets@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 2;Commanders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 2;Dolphins@Patriots;Dolphins
Week 2;Saints@Panthers;Saints
Week 2;Browns@Steelers;Browns
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Giants@49ers;49ers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Colts@Ravens;Ravens
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Titans@Browns;Browns
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Falcons@Lions;Lions
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Saints@Packers;Saints
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Broncos@Dolphins;Dolphins
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Chargers@Vikings;Chargers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Patriots@Jets;Jets
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bills@Commanders;Bills
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Panthers@Seahawks;Seahawks
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Cowboys@Cardinals;Cowboys
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bears@Chiefs;Chiefs
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Steelers@Raiders;Raiders
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Eagles@Buccaneers;Eagles
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Rams@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Lions@Packers;Lions
Week 4 in London;Falcons@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 4;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 4;Vikings@Panthers;Vikings
Week 4;Broncos@Bears;Broncos
Week 4;Ravens@Browns;Ravens
Week 4;Steelers@Texans;Steelers
Week 4;Rams@Colts;Rams
Week 4;Buccaneers@Saints;Saints
Week 4;Commanders@Eagles;Eagles
Week 4;Bengals@Titans;Bengals
Week 4;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 4;Patriots@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 4;Chiefs@Jets;Chiefs
Week 4;Seahawks@Giants;Giants
Week 5;Bears@Commanders;Commanders
Week 5 in London;Jaguars@Bills;Bills
Week 5;Texans@Falcons;Falcons
Week 5;Panthers@Lions;Lions
Week 5;Titans@Colts;Colts
Week 5;Giants@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 5;Saints@Patriots;Saints
Week 5;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 5;Bengals@Cardinals;Bengals
Week 5;Eagles@Rams;Eagles
Week 5;Jets@Broncos;Jets
Week 5;Chiefs@Vikings;Chiefs
Week 5;Cowboys@49ers;49ers
Week 5;Packers@Raiders;Raiders
Week 6;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6 in London;Ravens@Titans;Ravens
Week 6;Commanders@Falcons;Commanders
Week 6;Vikings@Bears;Vikings
Week 6;Seahawks@Bengals;Bengals
Week 6;49ers@Browns;49ers
Week 6;Saints@Texans;Saints
Week 6;Colts@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 6;Panthers@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 6;Lions@Buccaneers;Lions
Week 6;Patriots@Raiders;Raiders
Week 6;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 6;Eagles@Jets;Eagles
Week 6;Giants@Bills;Bills
Week 6;Cowboys@Chargers;Cowboys
Week 7;Jaguars@Saints;Jaguars
Week 7;Lions@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Raiders@Bears;Raiders
Week 7;Browns@Colts;Browns
Week 7;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 7;Commanders@Giants;Giants
Week 7;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Steelers@Rams;Rams
Week 7;Cardinals@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 7;Packers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 7;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 7;Dolphins@Eagles;Eagles
Week 7;49ers@Vikings;49ers
Week 8;Buccaneers@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Texans@Panthers;Panthers
Week 8;Rams@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 8;Vikings@Packers;Vikings
Week 8;Saints@Colts;Saints
Week 8;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 8;Jets@Giants;Jets
Week 8;Jaguars@Steelers;Jaguars
Week 8;Falcons@Titans;Titans
Week 8;Eagles@Commanders;Eagles
Week 8;Browns@Seahawks;Browns
Week 8;Ravens@Cardinals;Ravens
Week 8;Chiefs@Broncos;Chiefs
Week 8;Bengals@49ers;49ers
Week 8;Bears@Chargers;Chargers
Week 8;Raiders@Lions;Lions
Week 9;Titans@Steelers;Steelers
Week 9 in Frankfurt;Dolphins@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Vikings@Falcons;Vikings
Week 9;Seahawks@Ravens;Ravens
Week 9;Cardinals@Browns;Browns
Week 9;Rams@Packers;Rams
Week 9;Buccaneers@Texans;Texans
Week 9;Commanders@Patriots;Patriots
Week 9;Bears@Saints;Saints
Week 9;Colts@Panthers;Panthers
Week 9;Giants@Raiders;Giants
Week 9;Cowboys@Eagles;Eagles
Week 9;Bills@Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Chargers@Jets;Jets
Week 10;Panthers@Bears;Panthers
Week 10 in Frankfurt;Colts@Patriots;Patriots
Week 10;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 10;Texans@Bengals;Bengals
Week 10;49ers@Jaguars;49ers
Week 10;Saints@Vikings;Saints
Week 10;Packers@Steelers;Packers
Week 10;Titans@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 10;Falcons@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 10;Lions@Chargers;Chargers
Week 10;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 10;Commanders@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 10;Jets@Raiders;Jets
Week 10;Broncos@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Bengals@Ravens;Bengals
Week 11;Cowboys@Panthers;Cowboys
Week 11;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 11;Bears@Lions;Lions
Week 11;Chargers@Packers;Chargers
Week 11;Cardinals@Texans;Texans
Week 11;Titans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 11;Raiders@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 11;Giants@Commanders;Giants
Week 11;Buccaneers@49ers;49ers
Week 11;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 11;Vikings@Broncos;Broncos
Week 11;Eagles@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 12;Packers@Lions;Lions
Week 12;Commanders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;49ers@Seahawks;49ers
Week 12;Dolphins@Jets;Jets
Week 12;Saints@Falcons;Saints
Week 12;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 12;Jaguars@Texans;Jaguars
Week 12;Buccaneers@Colts;Colts
Week 12;Patriots@Giants;Giants
Week 12;Panthers@Titans;Panthers
Week 12;Rams@Cardinals;Rams
Week 12;Browns@Broncos;Browns
Week 12;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 12;Bills@Eagles;Eagles
Week 12;Ravens@Chargers;Chargers
Week 12;Bears@Vikings;Vikings
Week 13;Seahawks@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 13;Chargers@Patriots;Chargers
Week 13;Lions@Saints;Lions
Week 13;Falcons@Jets;Jets
Week 13;Cardinals@Steelers;Steelers
Week 13;Panthers@Buccaneers;Panthers
Week 13;Colts@Titans;Titans
Week 13;Dolphins@Commanders;Dolphins
Week 13;Broncos@Texans;Broncos
Week 13;Browns@Rams;Browns
Week 13;49ers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 13;Chiefs@Packers;Chiefs
Week 13;Bengals@Jaguars;Bengals
Week 14;Patriots@Steelers;Steelers
Week 14;Buccaneers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 14;Rams@Ravens;Ravens
Week 14;Lions@Bears;Lions
Week 14;Colts@Bengals;Bengals
Week 14;Jaguars@Browns;Jaguars
Week 14;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 14;Texans@Jets;Jets
Week 14;Vikings@Raiders;Vikings
Week 14;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 14;Bills@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 14;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 14;Eagles@Cowboys;Eagles
Week 14;Titans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 14;Packers@Giants;Giants
Week 15;Chargers@Raiders;Chargers
Week 15;Falcons@Panthers;Panthers
Week 15;Vikings@Bengals;Bengals
Week 15;Bears@Browns;Browns
Week 15;Broncos@Lions;Lions
Week 15;Steelers@Colts;Steelers
Week 15;Buccaneers@Packers;Packers
Week 15;Jets@Dolphins;Jets
Week 15;Giants@Saints;Saints
Week 15;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 15;49ers@Cardinals;49ers
Week 15;Commanders@Rams;Rams
Week 15;Cowboys@Bills;Bills
Week 15;Eagles@Seahawks;Eagles
Week 15;Ravens@Jaguars;Ravens
Week 15;Chiefs@Patriots;Chiefs
Week 16;Saints@Rams;Rams
Week 16;Bengals@Steelers;Bengals
Week 16;Bills@Chargers;Bills
Week 16;Colts@Falcons;Falcons
Week 16;Packers@Panthers;Panthers
Week 16;Browns@Texans;Browns
Week 16;Lions@Vikings;Lions
Week 16;Commanders@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Seahawks@Titans;Seahawks
Week 16;Jaguars@Buccaneers;Jaguars
Week 16;Cardinals@Bears;Bears
Week 16;Cowboys@Dolphins;Cowboys
Week 16;Patriots@Broncos;Broncos
Week 16;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 16;Ravens@49ers;49ers
Week 17;Jets@Browns;Jets
Week 17;Lions@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 17;Dolphins@Ravens;Ravens
Week 17;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 17;Falcons@Bears;Bears
Week 17;Titans@Texans;Texans
Week 17;Raiders@Colts;Raiders
Week 17;Panthers@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 17;Rams@Giants;Rams
Week 17;Cardinals@Eagles;Eagles
Week 17;Saints@Buccaneers;Saints
Week 17;49ers@Commanders;49ers
Week 17;Steelers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 17;Chargers@Broncos;Chargers
Week 17;Bengals@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 17;Packers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 18;Seahawks@Cardinals;Seahawks
Week 18;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 18;Buccaneers@Panthers;Panthers
Week 18;Browns@Bengals;Bengals
Week 18;Vikings@Lions;Lions
Week 18;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 18;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 18;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 18;Broncos@Raiders;Broncos
Week 18;Bills@Dolphins;Bills
Week 18;Jets@Patriots;Jets
Week 18;Falcons@Saints;Saints
Week 18;Eagles@Giants;Eagles
Week 18;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 18;Jaguars@Titans;Jaguars
Week 18;Cowboys@Commanders;Cowboys
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Welcome, PatientZombie, to this momentous 15th year of the contest! Your presence is both anticipated and celebrated as you embark on another thrilling season of the game. Throughout your illustrious career, you have etched your name in the annals of FSP history, leaving an indelible mark with your unwavering commitment and remarkable achievements.

It is with great admiration that we recognize your status as one of the all-time greats, tied for the best record at an impressive 2220-1381-14 (61.6044%). Your consistent performance and unwavering determination have set the bar high for all who follow in your footsteps.

Notably, his unwavering support lies with the Chiefs, a team filled with football titans. Led by the remarkable talents of players like Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce , they are projected to achieve a flawless 17-0 record, painting a picture of dominance on the gridiron.

However, on the opposite end of the spectrum, his disdain falls upon the Cardinals, a team destined for a dismal 1-16 season. Despite the efforts of players like Kyler Murray and DeAndre Hopkins, their struggles are expected to haunt them throughout the year.

Indeed, by entering before Juneteenth National Independence Day you have received 5 COFP awards. These may be used at anytime before the kickoff of the game to which they are applied. If you resubmit your entries, you will forfeit this award and your place in line.

PatientZombie’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      14  3
Jets       12  5
Dolphins    8  9
Patriots    2 15

AFC North
Bengals    15  2
Ravens     13  4
Browns     10  7
Steelers    5 12

AFC South
Jaguars    12  5
Texans      4 13
Colts       3 14
Titans      3 14

AFC West
Chiefs     17  0
Chargers   12  5
Broncos     8  9
Raiders     5 12
NFC East
Eagles     16  1
Cowboys    13  4
Giants      7 10
Commanders  3 14

NFC North
Lions      13  4
Vikings     8  9
Packers     5 12
Bears       3 14

NFC South
Saints     14  3
Panthers    9  8
Falcons     3 14
Buccaneers  2 15

NFC West
49ers      16  1
Rams       10  7
Seahawks    6 11
Cardinals   1 16
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Adam Rank’s picks, courtesy of NFL Network. Who can outrank the Rank?!?!

Summary

Week 1;Lions@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 1;Panthers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 1;Texans@Ravens;Ravens
Week 1;Bengals@Browns;Bengals
Week 1;Jaguars@Colts;Jaguars
Week 1;Buccaneers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 1;Titans@Saints;Saints
Week 1;49ers@Steelers;Steelers
Week 1;Cardinals@Commanders;Commanders
Week 1;Packers@Bears;Bears
Week 1;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 1;Dolphins@Chargers;Dolphins
Week 1;Eagles@Patriots;Eagles
Week 1;Rams@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 1;Cowboys@Giants;Cowboys
Week 1;Bills@Jets;Jets
Week 2;Vikings@Eagles;Eagles
Week 2;Packers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 2;Raiders@Bills;Bills
Week 2;Ravens@Bengals;Ravens
Week 2;Seahawks@Lions;Lions
Week 2;Colts@Texans;Texans
Week 2;Chiefs@Jaguars;Chiefs
Week 2;Bears@Buccaneers;Bears
Week 2;Chargers@Titans;Chargers
Week 2;Giants@Cardinals;Giants
Week 2;49ers@Rams;Rams
Week 2;Jets@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 2;Commanders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 2;Dolphins@Patriots;Patriots
Week 2;Saints@Panthers;Panthers
Week 2;Browns@Steelers;Browns
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Giants@49ers;49ers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Colts@Ravens;Ravens
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Titans@Browns;Titans
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Falcons@Lions;Lions
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Saints@Packers;Packers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Broncos@Dolphins;Broncos
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Chargers@Vikings;Vikings
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Patriots@Jets;Jets
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bills@Commanders;Bills
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Panthers@Seahawks;Panthers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Cowboys@Cardinals;Cowboys
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bears@Chiefs;Chiefs
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Steelers@Raiders;Steelers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Eagles@Buccaneers;Eagles
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Rams@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 4 in London;Falcons@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 4;Dolphins@Bills;Dolphins
Week 4;Vikings@Panthers;Panthers
Week 4;Broncos@Bears;Bears
Week 4;Ravens@Browns;Browns
Week 4;Steelers@Texans;Texans
Week 4;Rams@Colts;Rams
Week 4;Buccaneers@Saints;Saints
Week 4;Commanders@Eagles;Eagles
Week 4;Bengals@Titans;Bengals
Week 4;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 4;Patriots@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 4;Chiefs@Jets;Jets
Week 4;Seahawks@Giants;Seahawks
Week 5;Bears@Commanders;Bears
Week 5 in London;Jaguars@Bills;Bills
Week 5;Texans@Falcons;Falcons
Week 5;Panthers@Lions;Lions
Week 5;Titans@Colts;Colts
Week 5;Giants@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 5;Saints@Patriots;Patriots
Week 5;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 5;Bengals@Cardinals;Bengals
Week 5;Eagles@Rams;Eagles
Week 5;Jets@Broncos;Jets
Week 5;Chiefs@Vikings;Chiefs
Week 5;Cowboys@49ers;49ers
Week 5;Packers@Raiders;Packers
Week 6;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6 in London;Ravens@Titans;Ravens
Week 6;Commanders@Falcons;Falcons
Week 6;Vikings@Bears;Bears
Week 6;Seahawks@Bengals;Bengals
Week 6;49ers@Browns;49ers
Week 6;Saints@Texans;Saints
Week 6;Colts@Jaguars;Colts
Week 6;Panthers@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 6;Lions@Buccaneers;Lions
Week 6;Patriots@Raiders;Patriots
Week 6;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 6;Eagles@Jets;Jets
Week 6;Giants@Bills;Giants
Week 6;Cowboys@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Jaguars@Saints;Jaguars
Week 7;Lions@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Raiders@Bears;Bears
Week 7;Browns@Colts;Colts
Week 7;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 7;Commanders@Giants;Commanders
Week 7;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Steelers@Rams;Rams
Week 7;Cardinals@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 7;Packers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 7;Chargers@Chiefs;Chargers
Week 7;Dolphins@Eagles;Eagles
Week 7;49ers@Vikings;49ers
Week 8;Buccaneers@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Texans@Panthers;Panthers
Week 8;Rams@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 8;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 8;Saints@Colts;Saints
Week 8;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 8;Jets@Giants;Jets
Week 8;Jaguars@Steelers;Jaguars
Week 8;Falcons@Titans;Falcons
Week 8;Eagles@Commanders;Eagles
Week 8;Browns@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;Ravens@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 8;Chiefs@Broncos;Chiefs
Week 8;Bengals@49ers;Bengals
Week 8;Bears@Chargers;Chargers
Week 8;Raiders@Lions;Lions
Week 9;Titans@Steelers;Steelers
Week 9 in Frankfurt;Dolphins@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Vikings@Falcons;Vikings
Week 9;Seahawks@Ravens;Ravens
Week 9;Cardinals@Browns;Browns
Week 9;Rams@Packers;Packers
Week 9;Buccaneers@Texans;Buccaneers
Week 9;Commanders@Patriots;Patriots
Week 9;Bears@Saints;Saints
Week 9;Colts@Panthers;Panthers
Week 9;Giants@Raiders;Giants
Week 9;Cowboys@Eagles;Eagles
Week 9;Bills@Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Chargers@Jets;Jets
Week 10;Panthers@Bears;Bears
Week 10 in Frankfurt;Colts@Patriots;Patriots
Week 10;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 10;Texans@Bengals;Bengals
Week 10;49ers@Jaguars;49ers
Week 10;Saints@Vikings;Vikings
Week 10;Packers@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Titans@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 10;Falcons@Cardinals;Falcons
Week 10;Lions@Chargers;Chargers
Week 10;Giants@Cowboys;Giants
Week 10;Commanders@Seahawks;Commanders
Week 10;Jets@Raiders;Jets
Week 10;Broncos@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Bengals@Ravens;Bengals
Week 11;Cowboys@Panthers;Cowboys
Week 11;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 11;Bears@Lions;Bears
Week 11;Chargers@Packers;Packers
Week 11;Cardinals@Texans;Texans
Week 11;Titans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 11;Raiders@Dolphins;Raiders
Week 11;Giants@Commanders;Giants
Week 11;Buccaneers@49ers;49ers
Week 11;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 11;Vikings@Broncos;Broncos
Week 11;Eagles@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 12;Packers@Lions;Lions
Week 12;Commanders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;49ers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 12;Dolphins@Jets;Dolphins
Week 12;Saints@Falcons;Falcons
Week 12;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 12;Jaguars@Texans;Texans
Week 12;Buccaneers@Colts;Buccaneers
Week 12;Patriots@Giants;Giants
Week 12;Panthers@Titans;Panthers
Week 12;Rams@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 12;Browns@Broncos;Broncos
Week 12;Chiefs@Raiders;Raiders
Week 12;Bills@Eagles;Eagles
Week 12;Ravens@Chargers;Chargers
Week 12;Bears@Vikings;Vikings
Week 13;Seahawks@Cowboys;Seahawks
Week 13;Chargers@Patriots;Patriots
Week 13;Lions@Saints;Saints
Week 13;Falcons@Jets;Jets
Week 13;Cardinals@Steelers;Steelers
Week 13;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 13;Colts@Titans;Titans
Week 13;Dolphins@Commanders;Commanders
Week 13;Broncos@Texans;Broncos
Week 13;Browns@Rams;Browns
Week 13;49ers@Eagles;49ers
Week 13;Chiefs@Packers;Chiefs
Week 13;Bengals@Jaguars;Bengals
Week 14;Patriots@Steelers;Patriots
Week 14;Buccaneers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 14;Rams@Ravens;Ravens
Week 14;Lions@Bears;Lions
Week 14;Colts@Bengals;Bengals
Week 14;Jaguars@Browns;Jaguars
Week 14;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 14;Texans@Jets;Jets
Week 14;Vikings@Raiders;Vikings
Week 14;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 14;Bills@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 14;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 14;Eagles@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 14;Titans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 14;Packers@Giants;Giants
Week 15;Chargers@Raiders;Raiders
Week 15;Falcons@Panthers;Panthers
Week 15;Vikings@Bengals;Bengals
Week 15;Bears@Browns;Bears
Week 15;Broncos@Lions;Lions
Week 15;Steelers@Colts;Steelers
Week 15;Buccaneers@Packers;Packers
Week 15;Jets@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 15;Giants@Saints;Saints
Week 15;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 15;49ers@Cardinals;49ers
Week 15;Commanders@Rams;Rams
Week 15;Cowboys@Bills;Bills
Week 15;Eagles@Seahawks;Eagles
Week 15;Ravens@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 15;Chiefs@Patriots;Chiefs
Week 16;Saints@Rams;Rams
Week 16;Bengals@Steelers;Steelers
Week 16;Bills@Chargers;Chargers
Week 16;Colts@Falcons;Falcons
Week 16;Packers@Panthers;Panthers
Week 16;Browns@Texans;Texans
Week 16;Lions@Vikings;Vikings
Week 16;Commanders@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Seahawks@Titans;Seahawks
Week 16;Jaguars@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 16;Cardinals@Bears;Bears
Week 16;Cowboys@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 16;Patriots@Broncos;Patriots
Week 16;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 16;Ravens@49ers;49ers
Week 17;Jets@Browns;Jets
Week 17;Lions@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 17;Dolphins@Ravens;Dolphins
Week 17;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 17;Falcons@Bears;Bears
Week 17;Titans@Texans;Texans
Week 17;Raiders@Colts;Raiders
Week 17;Panthers@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 17;Rams@Giants;Giants
Week 17;Cardinals@Eagles;Eagles
Week 17;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 17;49ers@Commanders;49ers
Week 17;Steelers@Seahawks;Steelers
Week 17;Chargers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 17;Bengals@Chiefs;Bengals
Week 17;Packers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 18;Seahawks@Cardinals;Seahawks
Week 18;Steelers@Ravens;Steelers
Week 18;Buccaneers@Panthers;Panthers
Week 18;Browns@Bengals;Browns
Week 18;Vikings@Lions;Lions
Week 18;Bears@Packers;Bears
Week 18;Texans@Colts;Texans
Week 18;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 18;Broncos@Raiders;Broncos
Week 18;Bills@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 18;Jets@Patriots;Jets
Week 18;Falcons@Saints;Saints
Week 18;Eagles@Giants;Giants
Week 18;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 18;Jaguars@Titans;Titans
Week 18;Cowboys@Commanders;Commanders
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male,Female, or Neutral;“Chill Brah!”

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(pssst - you may want to recheck your rosters… or perhaps PatientZombie knows something we don’t?)

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No, it’s not the Patient Zombie. I outsourced the write up for that one. Fixed now…hopefully.

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Welcome to our n-3rd* player, Adam Rank, ahead of only Conor Orr, zAll Home Teams, & zConsensus in the tie breakers. The Bengals are going Bonkers all over the league. The Cardinals are the Badinals this year.

*

If Mr. Rank should send an email to actuary1695814@gmail.com or sign up for a GoA account & post in this thread I’ll move his entry to the proper place. Otherwise, he gets what he gets, and he won’t throw a fit.

Adam Ranks’ Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Jets       13  4
Dolphins   11  6
Bills       9  8
Patriots    8  9

AFC North
Bengals    14  3
Ravens      9  8
Steelers    9  8
Browns      6 11

AFC South
Jaguars     9  8
Texans      7 10
Titans      4 13
Colts       3 14

AFC West
Chiefs     13  4
Broncos     9  8
Chargers    9  8
Raiders     4 13
NFC East
Eagles     12  5
Cowboys     9  8
Giants      9  8
Commanders  5 12

NFC North
Bears      12  5
Lions       9  8
Vikings     8  9
Packers     7 10

NFC South
Falcons     9  8
Panthers    9  8
Saints      9  8
Buccaneers  7 10

NFC West
49ers      13  4
Seahawks    8  9
Rams        7 10
Cardinals   2 15
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A695814 picks

Chiefs
Falcons
Ravens
Bengals
Jaguars
Vikings
Saints
49ers
Commanders
Bears
Broncos
Chargers
Eagles
Seahawks
Cowboys
Bills
Eagles
Packers
Bills
Bengals
Lions
Texans
Chiefs
Bears
Chargers
Giants
49ers
Cowboys
Broncos
Dolphins
Panthers
Steelers
49ers
Ravens
Browns
Lions
Packers
Jaguars
Dolphins
Chargers
Jets
Bills
Seahawks
Cowboys
Chiefs
Raiders
Eagles
Bengals
Lions
Jaguars
Bills
Vikings
Broncos
Browns
Steelers
Rams
Saints
Eagles
Bengals
Chargers
Cowboys
49ers
Chiefs
Giants
Commanders
Bills
Falcons
Lions
Colts
Dolphins
Patriots
Ravens
Bengals
Eagles
Jets
Chiefs
49ers
Raiders
Chiefs
Ravens
Falcons
Vikings
Bengals
49ers
Saints
Jaguars
Dolphins
Lions
Patriots
Rams
Jets
Bills
Chargers
Jaguars
Ravens
Bears
Browns
Bills
Giants
Falcons
Steelers
Seahawks
Broncos
Chiefs
Eagles
Vikings
Bills
Panthers
Cowboys
Vikings
Saints
Dolphins
Jets
Steelers
Titans
Eagles
Seahawks
Ravens
Chiefs
49ers
Chargers
Lions
Steelers
Chiefs
Vikings
Ravens
Browns
Packers
Texans
Patriots
Saints
Panthers
Raiders
Eagles
Bengals
Jets
Bears
Patriots
Ravens
Bengals
49ers
Vikings
Steelers
Titans
Falcons
Chargers
Cowboys
Seahawks
Jets
Bills
Bengals
Cowboys
Browns
Lions
Chargers
Texans
Jaguars
Dolphins
Giants
49ers
Bills
Seahawks
Broncos
Chiefs
Lions
Cowboys
49ers
Jets
Falcons
Bengals
Jaguars
Colts
Giants
Titans
Rams
Broncos
Chiefs
Eagles
Chargers
Vikings
Cowboys
Patriots
Lions
Jets
Steelers
Panthers
Titans
Dolphins
Broncos
Browns
Eagles
Chiefs
Bengals
Steelers
Falcons
Ravens
Lions
Bengals
Browns
Saints
Jets
Raiders
49ers
Chiefs
Chargers
Cowboys
Dolphins
Giants
Raiders
Panthers
Bengals
Browns
Lions
Colts
Packers
Dolphins
Saints
Titans
49ers
Rams
Bills
Eagles
Jaguars
Chiefs
Rams
Bengals
Chargers
Falcons
Packers
Browns
Vikings
Jets
Seahawks
Jaguars
Bears
Dolphins
Broncos
Chiefs
Eagles
49ers
Jets
Cowboys
Ravens
Bills
Bears
Texans
Raiders
Jaguars
Giants
Eagles
Saints
49ers
Seahawks
Broncos
Chiefs
Vikings
Seahawks
Ravens
Panthers
Bengals
Lions
Packers
Colts
Chargers
Broncos
Dolphins
Jets
Saints
Eagles
49ers
Jaguars
Cowboys
I’m 40!!!

Ah, the return of our perennial presence, the one and only A695814. Embarking on his 12th year in this esteemed gathering, he continues to baffle us with his ability to maintain a record of 1698-1137-12 (59.9%) – a testament to his persistence or sheer luck, depending on who you ask. Like a true connoisseur of shortcuts, he once again sought solace in the mysterious realm of ‘The Lines’. Although their accuracy remains as questionable as his fashion choices, he boldly embraces their flawed wisdom. Let’s brace ourselves to witness whether he shines like a shooting star or fizzles out like a damp firework, leaving us in awe of his spectacular success or bewildered by his impressive ability to embrace mediocrity with open arms. Welcome back, A695814, may the odds forever be in your favor…or, at least, just know that you are, indeed, favored to be odd.

The Kansas City Chiefs are predicted to deliver a relentless ‘Arrowhead Avalanche’ across the league, carving their way to an astounding 16-1 record, leaving rivals in a state of pigskin pandemonium!

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, cursed by the mischievous winds of defeat, set sail on a perilous voyage towards an extraordinary 0-17 record, as they navigate the treacherous seas of disappointment, and the Arizona Cardinals, soaring with clipped wings and dreams grounded, valiantly aim to redefine futility as they embark on an extraordinary quest for a winless 0-17 season, leaving spectators in awe of their breathtaking misfortune.

Entering before the 06/19 deadline, he has secured five COFPs. He’ll probably screw them up.

A695814’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      12  5
Jets       12  5
Dolphins   11  6
Patriots    5 12

AFC North
Bengals    15  2
Ravens     11  6
Browns      9  8
Steelers    8  9

AFC South
Jaguars    11  6
Titans      5 12
Colts       4 13
Texans      4 13

AFC West
Chiefs     16  1
Chargers   12  5
Broncos    10  7
Raiders     6 11
NFC East
Eagles     14  3
Cowboys    12  5
Giants      7 10
Commanders  2 15

NFC North
Lions      12  5
Vikings    10  7
Bears       6 11
Packers     6 11

NFC South
Saints      9  8
Falcons     8  9
Panthers    6 11
Buccaneers  0 17

NFC West
49ers      15  2
Seahawks    9  8
Rams        5 12
Cardinals   0 17
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What Will Happen, Outside of the Jets

Chiefs
Panthers
Ravens
Bengals
Jaguars
Vikings
Saints
49ers
Commanders
Packers
Broncos
Chargers
Eagles
Seahawks
Cowboys
Bills
Eagles
Falcons
Bills
Bengals
Lions
Texans
Chiefs
Buccaneers
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Giants
49ers
Cowboys
Broncos
Dolphins
Panthers
Steelers
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Browns
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Dolphins
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Bills
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Ravens
Steelers
Colts
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Eagles
Bengals
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49ers
Chiefs
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Commanders
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Falcons
Lions
Colts
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Ravens
Bengals
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Jets
Chiefs
49ers
Raiders
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Saints
Jaguars
Dolphins
Lions
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Rams
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Steelers
Titans
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49ers
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Steelers
Chiefs
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Ravens
Browns
Packers
Texans
Patriots
Saints
Panthers
Giants
Eagles
Bengals
Jets
Panthers
Patriots
Ravens
Bengals
49ers
Vikings
Steelers
Buccaneers
Cardinals
Chargers
Cowboys
Seahawks
Jets
Bills
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Cowboys
Browns
Lions
Chargers
Texans
Jaguars
Dolphins
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49ers
Jaguars
Cowboys
Male

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Drank out of my victory mug from the first annual version of this game this morning. Figure it’s a good day to enter

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Introducing the enigmatic player known as TheArbitrary, who enters the illustrious 15th year of his storied career. Throughout his journey, he has left an indelible mark on the game, with a resumé adorned with championship glory and an unyielding passion for competition.

As the 2009, 2014, and 2015 champion, TheArbitrary has proven time and again his ability to rise above the competition and claim victory when it matters most. With a lifetime record of 2220-1381-14, he stands shoulder-to-shoulder with the greats, tied for the best all-time record.

TheArbitrary favors the Chiefs, a team that epitomizes excellence on the gridiron. With a projected perfect 17-0 record, they embody the pinnacle of success and provide TheArbitrary with a source of unwavering support and pride.

While TheArbitrary holds admiration for certain teams, he harbors a particular disdain for the Bears, Buccaneers, Commanders, Cardinals, and Rams. These teams are forecasted to endure a challenging season, with a projected 2-15 record. TheArbitrary’s fierce competitive spirit fuels his desire to see these rivals falter on the field.

TheArbitrary’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      12  5
Dolphins   12  5
Jets       10  7
Patriots    5 12

AFC North
Bengals    15  2
Ravens     12  5
Steelers   10  7
Browns      8  9

AFC South
Jaguars    12  5
Colts       4 13
Texans      4 13
Titans      3 14

AFC West
Chiefs     17  0
Chargers   14  3
Broncos     5 12
Raiders     4 13
NFC East
Eagles     15  2
Cowboys    12  5
Giants      7 10
Commanders  2 15

NFC North
Lions      12  5
Vikings    11  6
Packers     5 12
Bears       2 15

NFC South
Saints     11  6
Panthers   10  7
Falcons     6 11
Buccaneers  2 15

NFC West
49ers      16  1
Seahawks   10  7
Cardinals   2 15
Rams        2 15

As we embark on this milestone year, TheArbitrary brings a unique blend of skill, tenacity, and strategic prowess to the game. Brace yourself for captivating moments and unexpected twists as this seasoned competitor leaves his mark on the contest once again.

With TheArbitrary’s 15th-year journey set to unfold, the stage is set for excitement, fierce rivalries, and the pursuit of greatness. Join us as we bear witness to his quest for triumph and the electrifying battles that lie ahead.

Five early entrant COFPs for this guy.

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At first I misread the opening sentence as:

… and thought his secret was exposed! :astonished:

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That… was beautiful. Reminded me of Paul Bettany in A Knight’s Tale.

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I’ll try to remember to see how Mr Gagnon’s predictions align with zConsensus’ predictions.

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Via email, welcome back to Carrie’s Carebears (not his real Last Name). He was The Champion in 2021. Maybe Nobody Ever Told You that he’s now in his ninth season, compiling a record of 1250-820-9 (60.3%) and one, glorious, trophy for his fireplace mantel where he Burns weeds from his Garden.

It’s my Favorite Time of Year. What Can I Say, in a season that’s set to be a whirlwind of excitement, he has this Crazy Dream that the Chiefs dominate with an astonishing record of 17 wins and 0 losses, ready to break open the Pink Champagne to celebrate. Poor Everybody Else, their performance seems unstoppable, akin to a speeding train, a Renegade Runaway, going Faster than everything around them, leaving no room for Backsliding or hesitation. The Patriots, Panthers, Buccaneers, and Cardinals Play On but with no Heartbeat their records are Southbound with a One Way Ticket to the Low point of the league, managing the So Small amount of just one win each…Love Wins, but they don’t. They can’t Undo It. Their only hope is to See You Again next year - There’s a Place for Us in this league, they say…just not this year.

Carrie’s Carebears’ Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      16  1
Jets       11  6
Dolphins    9  8
Patriots    1 16

AFC North
Bengals    14  3
Steelers   12  5
Ravens     10  7
Browns      2 15

AFC South
Jaguars    13  4
Colts      10  7
Titans      9  8
Texans      3 14

AFC West
Chiefs     17  0
Chargers   10  7
Broncos     8  9
Raiders     7 10
NFC East
Eagles     15  2
Cowboys    13  4
Giants      9  8
Commanders  3 14

NFC North
Vikings    11  6
Bears      10  7
Lions       8  9
Packers     3 14

NFC South
Saints     11  6
Falcons     5 12
Buccaneers  1 16
Panthers    1 16

NFC West
49ers      15  2
Rams        8  9
Seahawks    6 11
Cardinals   1 16
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AWARDS FOR EARLY ENTRIES are closed.

Nobody took advantage of the 3 or 1-COFP options, but @UltimateAnyone, @Funemployed, @OutdoormanNowActuary, @PatientZombie, A695814, & @TheArbitrary, you all got 5. If you use them & get at least 3 of them correct, you will win UA’s Early Bird Award of Continued Excellence and be awarded yet another COFP.

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I got a new laptop and was away from the GoA for a while…thankfully found my way back in time for football season contests!!

My entry:

Chiefs
Falcons
Ravens
Bengals
Jaguars
Vikings
Saints
49ers
Commanders
Bears
Broncos
Chargers
Eagles
Seahawks
Giants
Jets
Eagles
Falcons
Bills
Bengals
Lions
Texans
Jaguars
Buccaneers
Titans
Giants
49ers
Cowboys
Broncos
Patriots
Saints
Steelers
49ers
Ravens
Browns
Lions
Saints
Jaguars
Dolphins
Vikings
Jets
Bills
Seahawks
Cowboys
Chiefs
Raiders
Eagles
Bengals
Packers
Jaguars
Bills
Panthers
Bears
Browns
Steelers
Colts
Saints
Eagles
Bengals
Chargers
Cowboys
49ers
Jets
Giants
Commanders
Bills
Falcons
Lions
Colts
Dolphins
Saints
Steelers
Bengals
Eagles
Broncos
Chiefs
49ers
Raiders
Chiefs
Titans
Falcons
Bears
Bengals
49ers
Saints
Jaguars
Dolphins
Lions
Raiders
Rams
Jets
Bills
Chargers
Saints
Ravens
Bears
Browns
Bills
Giants
Buccaneers
Rams
Seahawks
Broncos
Chiefs
Eagles
49ers
Bills
Panthers
Cowboys
Packers
Saints
Dolphins
Giants
Steelers
Titans
Eagles
Seahawks
Ravens
Chiefs
49ers
Chargers
Lions
Steelers
Chiefs
Falcons
Ravens
Browns
Packers
Texans
Patriots
Saints
Panthers
Raiders
Eagles
Bengals
Jets
Bears
Patriots
Ravens
Bengals
Jaguars
Vikings
Steelers
Buccaneers
Falcons
Chargers
Cowboys
Seahawks
Raiders
Bills
Bengals
Cowboys
Browns
Lions
Packers
Texans
Jaguars
Dolphins
Commanders
49ers
Bills
Rams
Broncos
Chiefs
Lions
Cowboys
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Jets
Saints
Bengals
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Colts
Giants
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Broncos
Chiefs
Eagles
Chargers
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Lions
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Colts
Chargers
Raiders
Dolphins
Patriots
Saints
Giants
49ers
Titans
Cowboys
Male

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Not to be accusational, but glad this was posted formally Before He Cheats. But looking at the projected standings it won’t be long before he’s Blown Away. (not an actual comment, just for the song)

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