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The intern seems to have pulled a hammie on that sprint…expect a weekly recap tomorrow night.

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I have some bad picks coming up. Changing Week 15, Pats to Chiefs.

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Grumpy lobster boat captain to nuggies.

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Oh no, you can’t dress it up in lace or rhinestones
Don’t matter if you’re in a crowd or home all alone
Yeah, it’s all the same when you’re lookin’ in the mirror
A picture of pain
So let it flow like a river

Here are the results for week 13 - you were all abysmal; you should be ashamed of yourselves:

No. Player
 7  Carrie’s Carebears     6-7
11  redearedslider         6-7
14  IPD                    6-7
19  Conor Orr              6-7
 4  PatientZombie        5-7-1
 1  UltimateAnyone         5-8
 6  TheArbitrary           5-8
16  Jahiegel               5-8
17  3rookie                5-8
98  zAll Home Teams        5-8
 5  A695814              4-8-1
 2  Funemployed            4-9
13  ldancer911             4-9
 8  Ezekial_Cumberland    3-10
15  JudgeSmails           3-10
18  Adam Ranks            3-10
 3  OutdoormanNowActuary  2-11
 9  Mountainhawk          2-11
10  Kid_Rock              2-11
12  Vorian_Atreides       1-12

Congratulations to this week’s least sucky player, Carrie’s Carebears. Along with another Change One Future Pick award, he’s also won the Numbers’ Nudge award and will have six points to apply to his picks. The default will be to apply all six points to his Week 14 Bears over Lions pick.

Numbers' Nudge

Numbers’ Nudge : This is an enhanced version of the RPL7 award. The winner of this award will have n points to distribute in the same way as the RPL7 award. n is determined by the number of wins correctly predicted in the week this award is won. The results of this award affect only the award winner’s results.

This week, @Vorian_Atreides nearly cemented his legacy with concrete boots if not for his Dolphins over Commanders pick. Regardless, he’s secured a limited time COFP, officially known as a VALSA. It should be declared before the end of Week 14 or let it go unused.

This week…
:frowning_face:
@Funemployed’s CYOA award changed this week’s Rams pick to the Browns. :-1:
Even worse, he & @TheArbitrary used a COFP to change the Bengals to the Jaguars. :-1:

:smiley:
TheArbitrary used a COFP to change his Panthers pick to the Buccaneers. :+1:
@PatientZombie & A695814 used their Jables’ Home Field Advantage awards on this week’s away teams. That turned their Panthers picks into a Tie for them.

Here are the overall results after week 13:

Place No. Player
    1  5  A695814                125-67-1   65.03%
    2  2  Funemployed              125-68   64.77%
    3 16  Jahiegel                 124-69   64.25%
    4  1  UltimateAnyone         122-70-1   63.47%
    5  4  PatientZombie          122-70-1   63.47%
    6  7  Carrie’s Carebears       122-71   63.21%
    7  6  TheArbitrary             121-72   62.69%
    8 10  Kid_Rock                 121-72   62.69%
    9 13  ldancer911               120-73   62.18%
   10 14  IPD                      119-74   61.66%
   11  9  Mountainhawk             118-75   61.14%
   12 15  JudgeSmails              116-77   60.10%
   13  3  OutdoormanNowActuary     115-78   59.59%
   14 11  redearedslider           113-80   58.55%
   15  8  Ezekial_Cumberland       112-81   58.03%
   16 12  Vorian_Atreides          111-82   57.51%
   17 19  Conor Orr                107-86   55.44%
   18 17  3rookie                  106-87   54.92%
   19 98  zAll Home Teams          106-87   54.92%
   20 18  Adam Ranks               100-93   51.81%
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15 out of 20 for the season.

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AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Player Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Patriots to Bills :rage:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 11 Change Giants to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Change Raiders to Chiefs :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 2 Change Jets to Cowboys :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 5 Change Bears to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 7 Change Vikings to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 9 Change Cardinals to Browns :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 13 Change Bengals to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 4 Change Jets to Chiefs :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Browns to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Jets to Eagles :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Jets to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 8 Change Panthers to Texans :rage:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 10 Change Panthers to Bears :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 11 Change Bengals to Ravens :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 11 Change Giants to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 12 Change Jets to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 11 Change Giants to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 12 Change Chargers to Ravens :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 13 Change Bengals to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 13 Change Panthers to Buccaneers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
1 I Guarantee It ldancer911 Wk 18 Guarantee Commanders over Cowboys :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
2 I Guarantee It ldancer911 Wk 18 Guarantee Panthers over Buccaneers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick IPD Wk 8 Change Raiders to Lions :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie Wk 12 Changes Jets to Dolphins :green_heart:
Lion’s Share Award MountainHawk Wk 8 Change Bengals to 49ers :rage:
3 Lovable Losers OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Guarantee Cardinals over Falcons :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Change Bengals to Jaguars :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 7 Change Falcons to Buccaneers :rage:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 8 Change Broncos to Chiefs :rage:
4 Lovable Losers PatientZombie Wk 10 Guarantee Cardinals over Falcons :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 7 Change Steelers to Rams :rage:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 6 Change Jets to Eagles :rage:
5 Lovable Losers Carrie’s Carebears Wk 18 Guarantee Panthers over Buccaneers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Broncos to Chiefs :green_heart:
6 Jables’ Home Field Advantage PatientZombie Wk 13 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
7 Jables’ Home Field Advantage A695814 Wk 13 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
8 Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 9 Change Browns to Cardinals :rage:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 12 Change Broncos to Browns :rage:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 13 Change Rams to Browns :rage:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 14 Change Browns to Jaguars :popcorn:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 15 Change Bears to Browns :popcorn:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 16 Change Browns to Texans :popcorn:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 17 Change Jets to Browns :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 11 Change Panthers to Cowboys :green_heart:
9 Choose Your Own Adventure UltimateAnyone Wk 11 CYOA: JHFA +3 Away Teams :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie :thinking:
10 Choose Your Own Adventure redearedslider Wk 11 CYOA: RPL7 +7 to Ravens pick :woman_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
11 Random Poster’s Lucky 7 Funemployed Wk 12 +4 to Seahawks pick, +3 to Chargers pick :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 15 Change Patriots to Chiefs :popcorn:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :sleeping:
12 Random Poster’s Lucky 7 A695814 Wk 15 +7 Colts over Steelers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :sleeping:
13 Numbers’ Nudge Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides :thinking:
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I believe PZ is now eligible for the bonus COFP, getting 3 out of 5 pre-season COFPs correct. Looking at the track record of COFPs, he may choose to skip this award anyway!

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COFP NYG to GBP

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Let me partake of the joy of the rare COFP via VALSA to take the wild horses over the war horses.

Broncos to beat the Chargers

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You are correct & we thank you for bringing this to our attention. A bonus COFP has been issued.

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Noted.

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Enacted

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AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Player Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Patriots to Bills :rage:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 11 Change Giants to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Change Raiders to Chiefs :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 2 Change Jets to Cowboys :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 5 Change Bears to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 7 Change Vikings to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 9 Change Cardinals to Browns :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 13 Change Bengals to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 4 Change Jets to Chiefs :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Browns to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Jets to Eagles :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Jets to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 8 Change Panthers to Texans :rage:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 10 Change Panthers to Bears :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 11 Change Bengals to Ravens :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 11 Change Giants to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 12 Change Jets to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick - Bonus PatientZombie Wk 14 Change Giants to Packers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 11 Change Giants to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 12 Change Chargers to Ravens :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 13 Change Bengals to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 13 Change Panthers to Buccaneers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
1 I Guarantee It ldancer911 Wk 18 Guarantee Commanders over Cowboys :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
2 I Guarantee It ldancer911 Wk 18 Guarantee Panthers over Buccaneers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick IPD Wk 8 Change Raiders to Lions :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie Wk 12 Changes Jets to Dolphins :green_heart:
Lion’s Share Award MountainHawk Wk 8 Change Bengals to 49ers :rage:
3 Lovable Losers OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Guarantee Cardinals over Falcons :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Change Bengals to Jaguars :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 7 Change Falcons to Buccaneers :rage:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 8 Change Broncos to Chiefs :rage:
4 Lovable Losers PatientZombie Wk 10 Guarantee Cardinals over Falcons :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 7 Change Steelers to Rams :rage:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 6 Change Jets to Eagles :rage:
5 Lovable Losers Carrie’s Carebears Wk 18 Guarantee Panthers over Buccaneers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Broncos to Chiefs :green_heart:
6 Jables’ Home Field Advantage PatientZombie Wk 13 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
7 Jables’ Home Field Advantage A695814 Wk 13 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
8 Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 9 Change Browns to Cardinals :rage:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 12 Change Broncos to Browns :rage:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 13 Change Rams to Browns :rage:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 14 Change Browns to Jaguars :popcorn:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 15 Change Bears to Browns :popcorn:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 16 Change Browns to Texans :popcorn:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 17 Change Jets to Browns :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 11 Change Panthers to Cowboys :green_heart:
9 Choose Your Own Adventure UltimateAnyone Wk 11 CYOA: JHFA +3 Away Teams :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie :thinking:
10 Choose Your Own Adventure redearedslider Wk 11 CYOA: RPL7 +7 to Ravens pick :woman_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
11 Random Poster’s Lucky 7 Funemployed Wk 12 +4 to Seahawks pick, +3 to Chargers pick :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 15 Change Patriots to Chiefs :popcorn:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :sleeping:
12 Random Poster’s Lucky 7 A695814 Wk 15 +7 Colts over Steelers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :sleeping:
13 Numbers’ Nudge Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Change Broncos to Chargers :popcorn:
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Sunday night update will be delayed until after SNF since there are two MNF games this week.

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Going into the MNFDH, here are this week’s winning scenarios:
[Titans, Dolphins], Packers - @UltimateAnyone
Titans, Giants - @Mountainhawk; VALSA: @PatientZombie
Dolphins, Giants - @Mountainhawk

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Another rough week!

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Here are the results for week 14 - at least the winner has a winning record…it’s actually quite respectable:

No. Player
 9  Mountainhawk         11-4
 1  UltimateAnyone       10-5
 3  OutdoormanNowActuary 10-5
19  Conor Orr            10-5
 8  Ezekial_Cumberland    9-6
10  Kid_Rock              9-6
17  3rookie               9-6
18  Adam Ranks            9-6
98  zAll Home Teams       9-6
 5  A695814               8-7
 6  TheArbitrary          8-7
 7  Carrie’s Carebears    8-7
11  redearedslider        8-7
14  IPD                   8-7
15  JudgeSmails           8-7
16  Jahiegel              8-7
 2  Funemployed           7-8
12  Vorian_Atreides       7-8
13  ldancer911            7-8
 4  PatientZombie         6-9

Congratulations to @Mountainhawk on a strong performance this week. As for the rest of you VALSA-winners, this is what you can do if you really put your mind to it. She, of course, has won a Change One Future Pick award, but, of course, that’s not all. Oh no, that’s not all. She’s also received won the Numbers’ Nudge award and will have eleven points to apply to any of her picks. The default will be to apply all eleven points to her Week 15 Seahawks over Eagles pick. This default may be rejected by declaring an alternative before TNF.

Numbers' Nudge

Numbers’ Nudge : This is an enhanced version of the RPL7 award. The winner of this award will have n points to distribute in the same way as the RPL7 award. n is determined by the number of wins correctly predicted in the week this award is won. The results of this award affect only the award winner’s results.

As for the rest of you weekly-winners, look at @PatientZombie – this is what you can do if you don’t put your mind to it. He has received this week’s VALSA. If it is to be used it should be declared before the end of Week 15. Otherwise it’s as valuable as a wilted dandelion in a field of roses.

This week…
:frowning_face:
@Funemployed’s The Arbitrary Award changed his Browns pick to the Jaguars. :-1:
@PatientZombie used the first ever bonus COFP to change his Giants pick to the Packers. :-1:

:expressionless:
Carrie’s Carebears defaulted his Numbers’ Nudge six points to his Bears over Lions pick. The Bears won without it. :person_shrugging:

:smiley:
@Vorian_Atreides used his Lion’s Share Award to change the Chargers to the Broncos :+1:

Here are the overall results after week 14:

Place No. Player
    1  5  A695814                133-74-1   64.18%
    2  1  UltimateAnyone         132-75-1   63.70%
    3  2  Funemployed              132-76   63.46%
    4 16  Jahiegel                 132-76   63.46%
    5  7  Carrie’s Carebears       130-78   62.50%
    6 10  Kid_Rock                 130-78   62.50%
    7  6  TheArbitrary             129-79   62.02%
    8  9  Mountainhawk             129-79   62.02%
    9  4  PatientZombie          128-79-1   61.78%
   10 13  ldancer911               127-81   61.06%
   11 14  IPD                      127-81   61.06%
   12  3  OutdoormanNowActuary     125-83   60.10%
   13 15  JudgeSmails              124-84   59.62%
   14  8  Ezekial_Cumberland       121-87   58.17%
   15 11  redearedslider           121-87   58.17%
   16 12  Vorian_Atreides          118-90   56.73%
   17 19  Conor Orr                117-91   56.25%
   18 17  3rookie                  115-93   55.29%
   19 98  zAll Home Teams          115-93   55.29%
   20 18  Adam Ranks               109-99   52.40%
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STPs

Nothing else until Week 16.