I’m jealous of Santa’s job history.
NYU →
Bouncer →
Deputy Police Commissioner →
Director of Terrorism Research →
FEMA Defense →
Chief of Security in Virgin Islands ports →
Radio Broadcasting in Telluride →
VP TV Station →
Senior Ranger in Fairbanks →
Ordained Priest in the Anglican Church →
Emergency Response Chaplain →
North Pole City Council
… and along the way he’s supposedly been advocating for kids at dozens of non-profits???
MY wikipedia page will look like:
College →
Spreadsheet Monkey->
Dead.