1695814
August 12, 2021, 12:11am
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I can’t believe this guy hasn’t been relegated…joining us, once again (at least his entry is before the season starts this time ), resident loser, village idiot, and all around pain in the ass, A695814. Now in his 10th year he has, somehow, managed a record of 1363-932-9 (59.4%)…mostly by relying on other people’s work, the jerk. Previously, CGTechnologies has been his source of inspiration. This year, it’s something called “The Lines ”. Whatever. I hope he loses.
Here are his entries:
A695814's entries
Buccaneers
That results in a perfect season for the Chiefs, Texans, & Lions.
A695814’s Predicted Standings:
AFC East
Bills 15 2
Dolphins 10 7
Patriots 8 9
Jets 4 13
AFC North
Ravens 15 2
Browns 13 4
Steelers 9 8
Bengals 2 15
AFC South
Colts 9 8
Titans 9 8
Jaguars 3 14
Texans 0 17
AFC West
Chiefs 17 0
Chargers 11 6
Broncos 9 8
Raiders 6 11NFC East
Cowboys 10 7
Giants 5 12
Eagles 3 14
Washington 3 14
NFC North
Packers 10 7
Vikings 9 8
Bears 4 13
Lions 0 17
NFC South
Buccaneers 16 1
Saints 10 7
Falcons 7 10
Panthers 7 10
NFC West
49ers 15 2
Rams 14 3
Seahawks 10 7
Cardinals 9 8
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1695814
August 20, 2021, 12:13am
78
Welcome, redearedslider, to our community and to the 2021 Jahiegel Memorial NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest .
As a five year veteran, redearedslider has amassed a record of 592-427-5 (58.1%).
He predicts that the Chiefs will be nearly perfect at 16-1, and the Panthers have lost their mittens along with 15 of their games.
redearedslider’s Predicted Standings:
AFC East
Bills 13 4
Dolphins 10 7
Patriots 8 9
Jets 4 13
AFC North
Browns 11 6
Ravens 11 6
Steelers 11 6
Bengals 5 12
AFC South
Titans 11 6
Colts 10 7
Jaguars 3 14
Texans 3 14
AFC West
Chiefs 16 1
Chargers 13 4
Raiders 7 10
Broncos 4 13NFC East
Giants 8 9
Cowboys 7 10
Washington 5 12
Eagles 3 14
NFC North
Packers 13 4
Vikings 8 9
Lions 5 12
Bears 4 13
NFC South
Buccaneers 14 3
Saints 11 6
Falcons 7 10
Panthers 2 15
NFC West
Seahawks 13 4
Rams 12 5
49ers 11 6
Cardinals 9 8
Kid_Rock:
Picks
Welcome back to 13 year veteran & Hall of Famer, Kid_Rock (1862-1200-10 60.8%). His favorite team is the Bills (15-2), whereas, the Lions have lost their meow (1-16).
Kid_Rock’s Predicted Standings:
AFC East
Bills 15 2
Patriots 11 6
Dolphins 10 7
Jets 3 14
AFC North
Ravens 12 5
Browns 10 7
Steelers 8 9
Bengals 7 10
AFC South
Titans 14 3
Colts 5 12
Jaguars 2 15
Texans 2 15
AFC West
Chiefs 13 4
Chargers 11 6
Raiders 9 8
Broncos 6 11NFC East
Giants 10 7
Cowboys 9 8
Washington 8 9
Eagles 2 15
NFC North
Packers 14 3
Vikings 10 7
Bears 6 11
Lions 1 16
NFC South
Buccaneers 12 5
Falcons 9 8
Saints 7 10
Panthers 4 13
NFC West
49ers 11 6
Seahawks 11 6
Cardinals 10 7
Rams 10 7
Well, hopefully, your picks weren’t depending on the results of the Saints vs Cardinals game…
Preseason’s done. About 10 days and 20.5 hours until the season kicks off. Finalize your entry and get it in before then.
If the Full Season Pick’em Contest isn’t enough fun for you, might we also suggest that you check out this contest by our friendly non-affiliate partner, 2021 Survivor Fantasy Football .
Funny how a Jables alt is promoting another game run by a Jables alt and calling it “unaffiliated”.
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not sure of the $$ situation, but would love Jets to have a veteran back-up
Good think that the Broncos have already announced their starting QB . . .
1695814
September 1, 2021, 8:07pm
88
Saints vs Packers moved to Jacksonville.
1695814
September 4, 2021, 1:49am
89
Buccaneers
Via email (actuary1695814 gmail), welcome back to 7 year veteran, Carrie’s Carebears (903-627-6 59.0%). The Titans run a tight ship at 17-0. The Texans have aborted their season going 0-17.
Carrie’s Carebears’ Predicted Standings:
AFC East
Bills 16 1
Patriots 9 8
Dolphins 6 11
Jets 1 16
AFC North
Ravens 16 1
Browns 10 7
Steelers 5 12
Bengals 4 13
AFC South
Titans 17 0
Colts 8 9
Jaguars 3 14
Texans 0 17
AFC West
Chiefs 15 2
Broncos 14 3
Chargers 9 8
Raiders 7 10NFC East
Washington 10 7
Cowboys 7 10
Eagles 6 11
Giants 3 14
NFC North
Vikings 13 4
Packers 11 6
Bears 1 16
Lions 1 16
NFC South
Buccaneers 15 2
Saints 8 9
Panthers 6 11
Falcons 4 13
NFC West
Cardinals 16 1
Seahawks 14 3
49ers 11 6
Rams 6 11
1695814
September 6, 2021, 7:52pm
90
Buccaneers
Via email (actuary1695814 gmail), welcome back to another 7 year veteran, 3rookie (902-628-6 58.9%). The Bills & Chiefs are cooking up some tasty buffalo burgers at 15-2. The Saints suffer a systemic power outage on their season going 2-15.
3rookie’s Predicted Standings:
AFC East
Bills 15 2
Dolphins 10 7
Patriots 6 11
Jets 5 12
AFC North
Ravens 13 4
Browns 10 7
Steelers 10 7
Bengals 4 13
AFC South
Titans 14 3
Colts 7 10
Jaguars 3 14
Texans 3 14
AFC West
Chiefs 15 2
Chargers 11 6
Raiders 8 9
Broncos 6 11NFC East
Cowboys 11 6
Washington 8 9
Eagles 7 10
Giants 7 10
NFC North
Packers 13 4
Vikings 9 8
Bears 4 13
Lions 4 13
NFC South
Buccaneers 12 5
Falcons 9 8
Panthers 5 12
Saints 2 15
NFC West
Cardinals 12 5
49ers 11 6
Rams 10 7
Seahawks 8 9
Grizz
September 7, 2021, 11:55am
91
COFP for week 1 – Change Saints to Packers
1695814
September 7, 2021, 1:52pm
92
Noted.
The award for “First Ever Pre-Season COFP Declaration” goes to Grizz! Ever since I instituted the Earliest-entrant Tiebreaker, I’ve been waiting for someone to pull the trigger on using a pre-season COFP. You’ve made my dreams come true!!!one.
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1695814
September 7, 2021, 5:23pm
94
ldancer911:
Picks
Welcome back to 11th year player, ldancer911 (1453-1097-10 57.0%). Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo and stampede through the league at 15-2. The Jets declare “mayday” & dump fuel over the Bengals’ nature preserve as both teams struggle through a 2-15 season.
ldancer911’s Predicted Standings:
AFC East
Bills 15 2
Patriots 10 7
Dolphins 6 11
Jets 2 15
AFC North
Ravens 13 4
Steelers 13 4
Browns 11 6
Bengals 2 15
AFC South
Titans 14 3
Colts 10 7
Texans 5 12
Jaguars 4 13
AFC West
Chiefs 14 3
Raiders 10 7
Broncos 7 10
Chargers 7 10NFC East
Cowboys 10 7
Eagles 6 11
Giants 4 13
Washington 3 14
NFC North
Packers 13 4
Vikings 7 10
Lions 6 11
Bears 5 12
NFC South
Buccaneers 14 3
Saints 9 8
Falcons 6 11
Panthers 3 14
NFC West
Rams 13 4
Seahawks 13 4
49ers 9 8
Cardinals 8 9
